N/E scottish, verb for cry.
dinna ye greet er i´ll slap yer airse!!
át bam´s aye greetin´ like a bairn!
by bamstick August 31, 2005
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A 'Greet' is a limp wristed granny lover who enjoys nothing better than licking the syphlitic drippings of flea infested dogs cocks.
look at that he must be a 'greet', the dude is craking open that scabed up old ladies punnai with ulcer ridden custard cannon..
by reidy pops March 4, 2004
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Used by many beings, including aliens and abnormal people. Used to say hello, while confusing the other person, normally into silence.

-and you are?
by Dragon MkII July 24, 2004
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"Aye, you were fair bawling and greeting like a wee bairn"

"Aww, I wiz almost greetin when Lassie died."
by anna apple October 12, 2003
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A person gives a classical greeting to a hip crowd to be funny.
Greetings Bretheren what up with thee.
by Sun Rhythms October 14, 2004
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as baked as Ngreet when he’s fully squeaked.
by yeahgan December 4, 2017
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