"Greeting the
Day" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "Greeting the Day" is when you lay your member across the snooze
bar of an unsuspecting slumberer and patiently await their clumsy caress as they reach for another 7 minutes of
sleep.
And Shakti said unto his pupil Apernam, "As the red
sun rises in the east, and the snow
geese have landed in the pond, so too shall you Greet the
Day."