by bamstick September 20, 2005
Get the greet mug.A 'Greet' is a limp wristed granny lover who enjoys nothing better than licking the syphlitic drippings of flea infested dogs cocks.
look at that he must be a 'greet', the dude is craking open that scabed up old ladies punnai with ulcer ridden custard cannon..
by reidy pops March 4, 2004
Get the greet mug.A greet is a lesser or unexperienced nigreet. They share many of the same qualities, but the major difference is the amount of bowls they can snap.
by Zach Beckwith October 5, 2023
Get the greet mug."Greeting the Day" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "Greeting the Day" is when you lay your member across the snooze bar of an unsuspecting slumberer and patiently await their clumsy caress as they reach for another 7 minutes of sleep.
And Shakti said unto his pupil Apernam, "As the red sun rises in the east, and the snow geese have landed in the pond, so too shall you Greet the Day."
by Boatbutter September 8, 2008
Get the Greet the Day mug.A term used in certain communities on the MMORPG "World of Warcraft" to describe taking an item of value for lesser need, such as for an alternate character, or to sell and not use.
by Rombie September 10, 2005
Get the greet got mug.To make love or just a one night shag, is to greet the person then use your penis to meat them, shortened version is to greet and meat them (normally used as meet and greet)
by kermit999 June 28, 2011
Get the greet and meat mug.It is for when you greet someone and right after you intend to have sex with them after the greeting.
by Zurrrriely November 9, 2010
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