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greet
A 'Greet' is a limp wristed granny lover who enjoys nothing better than licking the syphlitic drippings of flea infested dogs cocks.
look at that he must be a 'greet', the dude is craking open that scabed up old ladies punnai with ulcer ridden custard cannon..
greet by reidy pops March 4, 2004
Related Words
greets • greeting • greetz • greetard • greeted • Greeth • Greetings and Salutations • Greetle • greet and meat • Greet and Retreat
greet
A greet is a lesser or unexperienced nigreet. They share many of the same qualities, but the major difference is the amount of bowls they can snap.
greet by Zach Beckwith October 5, 2023
Greet the Day
"Greeting the Day" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "Greeting the Day" is when you lay your member across the snooze bar of an unsuspecting slumberer and patiently await their clumsy caress as they reach for another 7 minutes of sleep.
And Shakti said unto his pupil Apernam, "As the red sun rises in the east, and the snow geese have landed in the pond, so too shall you Greet the Day."
Greet the Day by Boatbutter September 8, 2008
greet got
A term used in certain communities on the MMORPG "World of Warcraft" to describe taking an item of value for lesser need, such as for an alternate character, or to sell and not use.
greet and meat
To make love or just a one night shag, is to greet the person then use your penis to meat them, shortened version is to greet and meat them (normally used as meet and greet)
greet and meat by kermit999 June 28, 2011
Greet n Skeet
It is for when you greet someone and right after you intend to have sex with them after the greeting.
Greet n Skeet by Zurrrriely November 9, 2010
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trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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