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(Noun and verb)—A fetish where patrons pay money in exchange for embarrassment, humiliation, abuse, public cuckoldry, and shitty draft beer in an open-air asylum at the corner of 20th and Blake.
Did you see the way she lets him pay for her, and then she only puts out for every other guy at the party? She’s Monforting him. He just keeps coming back for more and no one knows why.
Monfort by Randy Marsh 71 May 12, 2025
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(Noun)—The sadists who run an open-air asylum where patrons pay for humiliation, abuse, public cuckoldry, and shirty draft beer at 20th and Blake. A parasite who lives up to his first name.

(Verb)—The act of exploiting someone else for their money without adding anything of benefit to the relationship.
Did you see what Wendy did to Stan? She’s been Monforting him so hard! She takes all of his money, lets him pay for everything, then she puts out with all of the other guys at the party—and makes sure he can see it. I have no idea how she keeps convincing him to show up and open his wallet for her. What a Monfort.
Monfort by Randy Marsh 71 May 12, 2025

montfort secondary school

montfort secondary is where everyday you will see a student sitting at the detention area everyday upon entering the school.It is also home to the yps sparing and fighting in the toilet.The toilet in our school is the best for doing all sorts of shit like vaping,fighting,escaping class and using phone.There are also alot of discipline cases everyday as there is always that one cb kia with anger issues in the class that likes to fight ppl for the smallest shit
Montfort secondary school where you will definitely need to fight someone in your time there

Montfort Secondary School

Candice : Montfort Secondary School can sugon
Joe : Whats sugon?
Candice : sugondese nuts
Montfort: He is a stunning, tall angel.

His eyes shine with the intensity of 1,000 suns.

Montfort will always dominate any opponent at Connect 4.

Coming at you with a smile and a hug, he’s the sweetest friend around.

Always a great person to hang out and tell stories with for a great time.

Not afraid to connect and make a friend, this flawlessly fluid human makes you want to be in his presence.

Montfort’s body language is engaging, and infectious. His soul has the power of a 1000 lovos. His energy is matched by no one and his ability to laugh at the most terrible jokes sets him apart from any other homo sapien.
Montfort is the man. THE MAN
montfort by MirandaS1234 January 6, 2019

Montfort Secondary School

Montfort Secondary School is the definition of budget. The classroom doors havent been changed ever since its creation and the CCAs no funding except for Softball coz softball kids have rich parents. Fucking alot of yps that think they the big shit especially lower sec, they small nerd looking mfs that think they can whack senior with their stick like body. Discipline masters also like little cry babies that will give discipline case for the smallest things.
Jack : What school you go to?
Tom : Montfort Secondary School
Jack : You confirm got small kuku
Tom : yes

The Montfort Academy

A small, private Catholic school in katonah, ny. The school has drastically changed in the past few years and students who have left are EXTREMELY bitter. Full of new, qualified teachers and a student body which is school spirit and very kind. Many extracurriculars such as soccer, basketball, softball, competetive swimming, chess club, drama, robotics, baseball, track, debate, choir, yearbook club, and more. If you attend, or have a family member attending the school you can attest to it's stong communal and familial spirit.
student: did you see all those rude posts about our school, The Montfort Academy?
student2: yeah that's why i'm writing this definition.
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