(Noun)—The sadists who run an open-air asylum where patrons pay for humiliation, abuse, public cuckoldry, and shirty draft beer at 20th and Blake. A parasite who lives up to his first name.
(Verb)—The act of exploiting someone else for their money without adding anything of benefit to the relationship.
(Verb)—The act of exploiting someone else for their money without adding anything of benefit to the relationship.
Did you see what Wendy did to Stan? She’s been Monforting him so hard! She takes all of his money, lets him pay for everything, then she puts out with all of the other guys at the party—and makes sure he can see it. I have no idea how she keeps convincing him to show up and open his wallet for her. What a Monfort.
by Randy Marsh 71 May 12, 2025
Get the Monfortmug. (Noun and verb)—A fetish where patrons pay money in exchange for embarrassment, humiliation, abuse, public cuckoldry, and shitty draft beer in an open-air asylum at the corner of 20th and Blake.
Did you see the way she lets him pay for her, and then she only puts out for every other guy at the party? She’s Monforting him. He just keeps coming back for more and no one knows why.
by Randy Marsh 71 May 12, 2025
Get the Monfortmug.