Monfay
Monfay by monfayisourword July 18, 2010
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Monfay
Your face on Monday morning which is still grimacing from all the crap that you shoveled into it over the weekend, i.e., Jager shots, beer, chicken wangs, chili dogs, boiled okra, dongs, clam sauce.
Monfay by Ronaldo Macadonaldo August 11, 2014
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Monfay • Mondays • monay • Monday left me broken • mondayitis • monkay • Monday-Friday • mongay • montaya • Moncayo
diaz monday
When you are so tired of work, had an awesome weekend, realize its Monday 7am; you hate your job and your manger, you decide to make up some crazy excuse not to go in.
Hi Honey it's past 9 in the morning don't you have work today? Oh hell NO, I 'm pulling a Diaz Monday!
diaz monday by crazyChris1969 May 16, 2016
Chest Monday
Chest Monday by NandosKnight November 11, 2013
Danny Monday
Doing a Danny Monday is when you acquire something perfectly good and totally ruin it almost instantly.
This can be achieved by seizing engines, letting wiring set on fire, painting green, excessive lowering, leaving the bonnet open and driving, not putting coolant hoses on properly, painting red, being bald etc.
This can be achieved by seizing engines, letting wiring set on fire, painting green, excessive lowering, leaving the bonnet open and driving, not putting coolant hoses on properly, painting red, being bald etc.
Danny Monday by jxc12379564 January 21, 2012
Monday Dreamers
A hard worker, a visionary, a very dedicated person or a group of people with a dream that are willing to work hard to achieve it. Monday is the most unliked day of the week yet the 'Monday Dreamer's' favourite day as that's when working towards your goals and dreams starts.
Monday dreamers are usually very ambitious, passionate about their aspirations and successful in business.
Monday dreamers are usually very ambitious, passionate about their aspirations and successful in business.
"I'm a Monday Dreamer"
"He is working so hard to make his business successful, he's such a Monday dreamer"
"Their clothing brand is doing so well! They're such Monday Dreamers."
"He is working so hard to make his business successful, he's such a Monday dreamer"
"Their clothing brand is doing so well! They're such Monday Dreamers."
Monday Dreamers by 5mc2.lab January 3, 2022
MonJay
The first day of the week dedicated to Jay Park by his fans. It is the day in which Jay uploads new videos of covers on his Youtube channel. Every MonJay is like a HOLIDAY to fans whether it be Valentine s Day (with his self-written rap love confessions); Mother/Father's Day (with mom and dad fans watching their son Jay sing and follow his dream); Thanksgiving (with fans and Jay expressing their thanks for having each other); Christmas (with a video that reaches Top 10 on Youtube s Most Viewed); Martin Luther King Jr Day (with Jay s motto of Love & Respect ); and even Halloween (with his dark and questionably fashionable sunglasses). Fans gather on the World Wide Web to honor and spazz about Jay's awesomeness.
1.Fan at school: "Happy MonJay! :D"
Peer at school: "What..."
"It's MONJAY!"
2. "They got (nothing on youuuu) baby~ because you're the (best i've ever had) and (I can't take my eyes off of you) so let me make your (bedrock) and I promise to stop (fooling around). (Whatcha say)????"
Peer at school: "What..."
"It's MONJAY!"
2. "They got (nothing on youuuu) baby~ because you're the (best i've ever had) and (I can't take my eyes off of you) so let me make your (bedrock) and I promise to stop (fooling around). (Whatcha say)????"
MonJay by jayparknet May 29, 2010
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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