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by garfinbrook May 6, 2021
Get the mongus mug.1.) Fair market value for a monkey.
2.) Dumb-assed way of saying "money's worth".
3.) A truly original Afro-American surname.
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2.) Dumb-assed way of saying "money's worth".
3.) A truly original Afro-American surname.
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1.) I had to sell Little Johnny 'cause Gladys said he was shittin' bananas on the couch. But I got my MONQUISWORTH from a Gypsy down at the sale barn.
2.) I'm not saying Glen is a pig, but he always gets his MONQUISWORTH from the all-you-can-eat buffet at Izzy's.
3.) From sadistic prison guard to pro football linebacker, Tyrell MONQUISWORTH even played in the lone season of the failed XFL.
1.) I had to sell Little Johnny 'cause Gladys said he was shittin' bananas on the couch. But I got my MONQUISWORTH from a Gypsy down at the sale barn.
2.) I'm not saying Glen is a pig, but he always gets his MONQUISWORTH from the all-you-can-eat buffet at Izzy's.
3.) From sadistic prison guard to pro football linebacker, Tyrell MONQUISWORTH even played in the lone season of the failed XFL.
by Bongo Cholomongo September 19, 2006
Get the monquisworth mug.The end result of watching a 'last episode' of any TV serial written by Steven Moffat, owing to the impossibility, confusion and pure anger at very complex and brilliant plots. Especially when there is a sizeable gap between one episode and the next. Usually found in relation to British Television shows Sherlock and Doctor Who.
A: Did you see that episode last night? It was infuriating!
B: I know! My head's been totally moffucked!
Interchangeable with 'mind-fucked'
B: I know! My head's been totally moffucked!
Interchangeable with 'mind-fucked'
by Admixt February 8, 2012
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When a man refuses to allow a woman to fix something, even though he fully knows she is capable, and completely fucks up the job himself.
Being so insecure that even if you have never touched a power tool hand tool in your entire life, and a woman has built a porch or remodeled a bathroom singlehandedly, you still need to take the tools from her and proceed to fuck the job up. Then, pretend like “It is OK” and “It will work”, even though you know damn well you completely manfucked the whole thing. Simultaneously acting like she should be appreciative of everything you have done and expecting praise. When in reality, the woman now needs to fix a bigger problem or re-purchase the thing you were trying to “fix” for her as it is irreparably broken now.
When a man refuses to allow a woman to fix something, even though he fully knows she is capable, and completely fucks up the job himself.
Being so insecure that even if you have never touched a power tool hand tool in your entire life, and a woman has built a porch or remodeled a bathroom singlehandedly, you still need to take the tools from her and proceed to fuck the job up. Then, pretend like “It is OK” and “It will work”, even though you know damn well you completely manfucked the whole thing. Simultaneously acting like she should be appreciative of everything you have done and expecting praise. When in reality, the woman now needs to fix a bigger problem or re-purchase the thing you were trying to “fix” for her as it is irreparably broken now.
I was rebuilding a hard drive and my co-worker came over and manfucked the whole thing. Now I cannot get the case off because he put the screws in “at an angle” somehow and the heads are completely threaded.
by WhatRUKiddingMe May 27, 2018
Get the Manfucked mug.-a combination of the words "mother" and "fucker" or more appropriately "motha" and "fucka". A word that can be used on any occassion, sometimes used to start off a long line of partial jibbirish.
"mofuka piece shit scadaba ricky j mocatipi mocananon"
"sup mofucka"
"MOFUCKA!!!"
"best mofukan band ever"
"mofucka.....those are some big mofukan cannons"
"sup mofucka"
"MOFUCKA!!!"
"best mofukan band ever"
"mofucka.....those are some big mofukan cannons"
by brianmofuka November 30, 2004
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