MrDarksideJim's definitions

Legend Destiny-Quest

When nerds have already succeeded in their Destiny-Quest but want more so go on more sexual adventures.

Last week I succeeded in my Destiny-Quest but I want more... I shall go forth on a Legend Destiny-Quest!

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

ILAFS

Inappropriate Love At First Sight. When you fall in love with someone but it is really not appropriate like your best friend, best friends sister/brother or with someone when you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

Looks like I have a sever case of ILAFS!

by MrDarksideJim May 3, 2013

Mornfternoon

When you can't be arsed to check if it is A.M or P.M but want to greet someone with something more interesting than "hello".

"Hello Ryan, how are you?"
"Mornfternoon Matthew, i'm fine thanks. you?"
"Dafuq does mornfternoon mean?"

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

Jim'd

When someone takes something terrible and fixes it/makes it better (opposite of fucking something up).

You really Jim'd it up.

I just Jim'd up my car

by MrDarksideJim April 30, 2013

awadafuq

Confused way of saying "What the fuck"

"I ryt yo leta 2 tall u ey lov u nd tm huuuf dirk jerro <3 "
"awadafuq?"

by MrDarksideJim May 1, 2013

Anal Amplification

When flatulence is amplified by surroundings (echo, silent room, canyon, etc)

I better avoid this room as it looks like an Anal Amplification room and I feel a fart coming on and do not wish to be embarrassed...

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

Destiny-Quest Legend

A nerd who has completed their Destiny-Quest

After losing my virginity I am now a Destiny-Quest Legend!

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013