MrDarksideJim's definitions

Destiny-Quest

When a nerd is trying to lose his/her virginity.

"Where's Simon?"
"Ohh, he is off on his destiny-quest..."

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

Mornfternoon

When you can't be arsed to check if it is A.M or P.M but want to greet someone with something more interesting than "hello".

"Hello Ryan, how are you?"
"Mornfternoon Matthew, i'm fine thanks. you?"
"Dafuq does mornfternoon mean?"

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

iPwned

When someone brags about having an apple product and nobody cares...

"I just got a new iPhone!"
"Nobody cares! Guess you just got iPwned..."
"haha, he just got iPwned"

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

Paradoxicle

An ice-pop of impossibility.

A hot lava popsicle is a paradoxicle.

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

Lipsdick

When someone gives a blowjob and gets cum on their lips

"Last night I applied her lipsdick..."

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

Destiny-Quest Fellowship

When a group of nerds go on a night out to lose their virginity.

"Tonight, we are men! We are the destiny-quest fellowship!"

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

Jim'd

When someone takes something terrible and fixes it/makes it better (opposite of fucking something up).

You really Jim'd it up.

I just Jim'd up my car

by MrDarksideJim April 30, 2013