Lipsdick

When someone gives a blowjob and gets cum on their lips

"Last night I applied her lipsdick..."

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

Ryan'd

When you accidentally kill the fun in something.

"It's my Birthday!!!"
"Yeah Matt... You are 1 year closer to death..."
"Wow Ryan... You really Ryan'd that up..."

by MrDarksideJim April 30, 2013

Destiny-Quest Fellowship

When a group of nerds go on a night out to lose their virginity.

"Tonight, we are men! We are the destiny-quest fellowship!"

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

Legend Destiny-Quest

When nerds have already succeeded in their Destiny-Quest but want more so go on more sexual adventures.

Last week I succeeded in my Destiny-Quest but I want more... I shall go forth on a Legend Destiny-Quest!

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

Paradoxicle

An ice-pop of impossibility.

A hot lava popsicle is a paradoxicle.

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

awadafuq

Confused way of saying "What the fuck"

"I ryt yo leta 2 tall u ey lov u nd tm huuuf dirk jerro <3 "
"awadafuq?"

by MrDarksideJim May 01, 2013

Mornfternoon

When you can't be arsed to check if it is A.M or P.M but want to greet someone with something more interesting than "hello".

"Hello Ryan, how are you?"
"Mornfternoon Matthew, i'm fine thanks. you?"
"Dafuq does mornfternoon mean?"

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013