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When you can't be arsed to check if it is A.M or P.M but want to greet someone with something more interesting than "hello".
"Hello Ryan, how are you?"
"Mornfternoon Matthew, i'm fine thanks. you?"
"Dafuq does mornfternoon mean?"
by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

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When someone gives a blowjob and gets cum on their lips
"Last night I applied her lipsdick..."
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An ice-pop of impossibility.
A hot lava popsicle is a paradoxicle.
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When a nerd is trying to lose his/her virginity.
"Where's Simon?"
"Ohh, he is off on his destiny-quest..."
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When a group of nerds go on a night out to lose their virginity.
"Tonight, we are men! We are the destiny-quest fellowship!"
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When nerds have already succeeded in their Destiny-Quest but want more so go on more sexual adventures.
Last week I succeeded in my Destiny-Quest but I want more... I shall go forth on a Legend Destiny-Quest!
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When flatulence is amplified by surroundings (echo, silent room, canyon, etc)
I better avoid this room as it looks like an Anal Amplification room and I feel a fart coming on and do not wish to be embarrassed...
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