Moonfinger

An instance when a friend is caught out inserting fingers up his bottom. Could be caught red-handed or by video.

I caught Tim in his bedroom 'Moonfingering' himself...

by Reladith January 14, 2009

All morninger

The act of waking up around 4-5 AM or earlier for the purpose of getting some goddamn work/studying done.

I pulled an all morninger to study for an exam I won't pass anyways.

I pulled an all morninger to do that project I left lying around for 2 months...

by nobodygotthisname August 2, 2009

Coonfinger

Refers to RACCOONS, nothing at all racist about it. They pick up anything and everything, turn it over and over, looking at it , trying to decide whether to wash it or eat it, or both.

Holly, put that down, get over here, and stop coonfingering everything.

by silvertooth July 4, 2011

Moonbanger

An average height person of good spirit but extremely homophobic. Typically a pilot or someone who is in the aviation industry. The term 'moonbanger' has no homosexual connotation but due to the paranoid nature of the person they automatically assume it to be. The term can also be used as a nickname and is often used in that context.

hey moonbanger, how have you been?

by The Great White Douche July 17, 2010

morninger

1. a morning newspaper.
2. sex in the mornings.
3. a person who gets active in the mornings.

1. Most papers are morningers.
2. I think a morninger is interesting due to morning wood.
3. Most people are morningers because they are fresh at the time.

by uttam maharjan August 29, 2012

moonsinger

alpha of the crystalmoon wolf pack. keeper of the peace, protector of the weak, doesn't always see it the right way but given the time she sorts it out. lover of the pack, she is the glue that holds them together. Strong willed, curious with the motto 'curiosity is gonna kill me', amusing without even knowing it, and stubborn though she cant always have her way, try's to keep everyone happy. Hates fighting and keeps the pack peaceful as possible. she loves her pack and is extremely proud of them but is a little mistrustful around outsiders.

" whoa moonsinger sure pulled that fight apart quick! all she had to do was talk them out of it...wish I could do that!"

"that moonsingers so curious she'll give those curious cats a run for their money!"

by moonsinger April 13, 2009

Bad-Motorfinger

A bad-motorfinger is a sex move performed when a mechanic is finished with a hard day's work and his hands are absolutely soiled with motor oil. This filth is in every crease and crevess of the mechanic's hands, including underneath their cracked and withered fingernails. This hand is used to fingerblast a victim in one hole of the mechanic's choosing until all of the grime is successfully deposited within the receiver, leaving the mechanic's hand ready for more heavy duty work.

That there lass smells like she got herself the bad-motorfinger last night.

by Osheymoto March 21, 2021