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Moonfinger 

An instance when a friend is caught out inserting fingers up his bottom. Could be caught red-handed or by video.
I caught Tim in his bedroom 'Moonfingering' himself...
Moonfinger by Reladith January 14, 2009
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All morninger 

The act of waking up around 4-5 AM or earlier for the purpose of getting some goddamn work/studying done.
I pulled an all morninger to study for an exam I won't pass anyways.

I pulled an all morninger to do that project I left lying around for 2 months...

Coonfinger 

Refers to RACCOONS, nothing at all racist about it. They pick up anything and everything, turn it over and over, looking at it , trying to decide whether to wash it or eat it, or both.
Holly, put that down, get over here, and stop coonfingering everything.
Coonfinger by silvertooth July 4, 2011

Moonbanger 

An average height person of good spirit but extremely homophobic. Typically a pilot or someone who is in the aviation industry. The term 'moonbanger' has no homosexual connotation but due to the paranoid nature of the person they automatically assume it to be. The term can also be used as a nickname and is often used in that context.
hey moonbanger, how have you been?

morninger 

1. a morning newspaper.
2. sex in the mornings.
3. a person who gets active in the mornings.
1. Most papers are morningers.
2. I think a morninger is interesting due to morning wood.
3. Most people are morningers because they are fresh at the time.
morninger by uttam maharjan August 29, 2012

moonsinger 

alpha of the crystalmoon wolf pack. keeper of the peace, protector of the weak, doesn't always see it the right way but given the time she sorts it out. lover of the pack, she is the glue that holds them together. Strong willed, curious with the motto 'curiosity is gonna kill me', amusing without even knowing it, and stubborn though she cant always have her way, try's to keep everyone happy. Hates fighting and keeps the pack peaceful as possible. she loves her pack and is extremely proud of them but is a little mistrustful around outsiders.
" whoa moonsinger sure pulled that fight apart quick! all she had to do was talk them out of it...wish I could do that!"

"that moonsingers so curious she'll give those curious cats a run for their money!"


moonsinger by moonsinger April 13, 2009

Bad-Motorfinger 

A bad-motorfinger is a sex move performed when a mechanic is finished with a hard day's work and his hands are absolutely soiled with motor oil. This filth is in every crease and crevess of the mechanic's hands, including underneath their cracked and withered fingernails. This hand is used to fingerblast a victim in one hole of the mechanic's choosing until all of the grime is successfully deposited within the receiver, leaving the mechanic's hand ready for more heavy duty work.
That there lass smells like she got herself the bad-motorfinger last night.
Bad-Motorfinger by Osheymoto March 21, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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