Moolest

1. To be run over by a cow set loose by another person intentionally;

also known as homicide by indirect trampling.

2. To milk a cow with subconscious immature thoughts to arise. This person should never be in 4 meters radius of a cow.

1. "If I see your ass on my property again I will moolest you"

"My grandfather was moolested in WW2. He was such a good man."

"The convicted pedophile faced justice by being moolested"

2. "I'm so ashamed of myself, I was milking a cow and I couldn't help but moolest"

by Wooflester May 16, 2013

moolest

when a fat girl forces herself onto you and, udderly, rapes you.

"Yo Noah, I saw you get moolested by Charlotte last night at that party. What was it like being crushed during sex? lmao!!!"

by John Yang July 12, 2017

Ewok Moolesters

Verb: To rant endlessly about black ops to a point where everyone either begins to ignore you or threaten to kill you.

I feel like being a Ewok Moolesters today and destroy my relationships with people.

by Wiggledwarf May 01, 2011

Moolester

Someone who fucks cows right in the asshole

The farmer is a Moolester

by jaydeno22 October 07, 2019

Moolester

Someone who fucks cows right in their asshole.

That farmer is a Moolester

by jaydeno22 October 07, 2019