justice

Something only people who can afford it ever get. This generally involves lawyers in court playing word games and generally twisting everything the accused/victim/witness says. That's assuming the case even reaches court. Thanks to the Con party, the UK legal system is burdened down by the CPS (that's Criminal Protection Service) who tie the police up with red tape, give them countless pointless forms to fill in and generally make sure as few cases as possible reach court.
Mother: "It's about time you stopped believing in Father Christmas, the Tooth Fairy, fairies at the bottom of the garden and monsters under the bed".
Son: "But they're all real!"
Mother: "And then there's justice".
Son: "Oh come on. I stopped believing in that when I was about four and a half.
by Stormsworder November 23, 2006
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A saying used in conjuction with a fortunate event that has either happened, or is going to happen.
(Chris) Three hotties are coming over tonight for drinks.
(Ryan) That is total justice!

(Kyle) Sorry guys, I can't hang out tonight, I have to finish working on the basement.
(Chris) Not justice.

by C-H-R-I-S May 20, 2008
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"Justice is something found only in a dictonary", says the 19th century's unrepentant and articulate outlaw
Jack Black.
(autobiography "You Can't Win", 1926)
by rulin May 29, 2005
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justice

Is cute,Creative,nice,amazing,out going girl! She follows her dreams and never goes with the crowd. Most likely a virgo. Don't break her heart or she will break your face
Oh man you're friends with Justice?!

Justice is so amazing

perfect girlfriend!
by Yato420 March 18, 2017
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n. Justice is a possibility which many people commonly refer to as God, fate, or karma. Some may call it a delusion, but belief in the possibility of a justice-to-come is perhaps one of the most powerful driving forces in the world: there is hope for justice for our opinions, for ourselves, for our children, for our family and friends, for our people, for our nation, for our social class, for our species, for our fellow animals, even for our planet. Simply put, justice is what makes us human, and the pursuit of justice is what makes us good (or deluded; see the other definitions).
We fight for justice before the law.

"Shalt thou reign, because thou closest thyself in cedar? Did not thy father eat and drink, and do judgment and justice, and then it was well with him?"
King James Bible Jeremiah 22:15

"We have made you ruler in the land; so judge between men with justice and do not follow desire."
The Koran Suad 38:26

"Justice of the world is in its creativity, in solving problems, in our activity and struggle. While I am alive there is the possibility to act, to strive for happiness, this is justice."
Simon Soloveychik, Parenting for Everyone (1989)

"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."
Martin Luther King Letter from a Birmingham Jail (1963)

"Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice."
Baruch Spinoza Theological-Political treatise (1670)
by Brent Robinson August 20, 2007
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Doing the right thing, no matter the cost. To see wrong put to right. A step towards peace. Often seen as painful (eg. brought this criminal to justice) yet true justice is heading towards something right. (eg. giving an employee working their ass off a promotion)
"Your culinary crimewave has crashed upon the shores of justice!" - The Tick

"The price of justice? Freedom." - Judge Dredd
by EscapeTheApe November 14, 2012
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1. Only ice, nothing but ice
2. In its great form, the main reason to take off every 'ZIG'
1. A: Here is your ice, do you want anything else?

B: No, justice

2. for great justice, take off every 'ZIG'
by synonymus May 11, 2013
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