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1. Laughing my ass off
2. Let's make an omlet
Person 1: Did you see that squirrel, lmao!
Person 2: Isn't it a bit late for omlets?
Person 1: Wait what?
by exaeta January 12, 2018
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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L- Laughing
M- My
A- Ass
O- Off

Usually used when someone says something funny online/in a text.
Person 1: LOL, earlier Joey fell off his skateboard in the middle of a kickflip, and yet he claims he would've been able to do it.
Person 2: LMAO, that dumbass can't even ollie.
by wublovah3000 June 27, 2015
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It usually means Laughing My Ass Off but if your a depressed little child like me then maybe for you it will mean, Laughing My Anxiety Off
Rebecca: Haha, lmao.

Jessica: *confused* so are you laughing, or just depressed?
by I.make.weird.definitions January 22, 2019
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A chinese hacker and brother of LMFAO.
An urban legend says that if you have rice while on computer at 3 am, he will hack your computer and eat your fucking rice.
Professor: he is hacker, a chinese hacker!?
Dude: No its...laughing my f'ing arse off
Professor: but thats LMFAO not LMAO, it's his sister?
by Microwaved_Cat May 10, 2019
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Matt: Bill fell off the horse and injured his pelvis in 6 different places.

Joe: LMAO!
by lem December 15, 2002
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