moolest

when a fat girl forces herself onto you and, udderly, rapes you.

"Yo Noah, I saw you get moolested by Charlotte last night at that party. What was it like being crushed during sex? lmao!!!"

by John Yang July 12, 2017

Moolest

1. To be run over by a cow set loose by another person intentionally;

also known as homicide by indirect trampling.

2. To milk a cow with subconscious immature thoughts to arise. This person should never be in 4 meters radius of a cow.

1. "If I see your ass on my property again I will moolest you"

"My grandfather was moolested in WW2. He was such a good man."

"The convicted pedophile faced justice by being moolested"

2. "I'm so ashamed of myself, I was milking a cow and I couldn't help but moolest"

by Wooflester May 16, 2013

Ewok Moolesters

Verb: To rant endlessly about black ops to a point where everyone either begins to ignore you or threaten to kill you.

I feel like being a Ewok Moolesters today and destroy my relationships with people.

by Wiggledwarf May 1, 2011

Moolester

Someone who fucks cows right in the asshole

The farmer is a Moolester

by jaydeno22 October 7, 2019

Moolester

Someone who fucks cows right in their asshole.

That farmer is a Moolester

by jaydeno22 October 7, 2019