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molester 

someone who subjects others to unwanted or improper sexual activities
molester by Babyloo May 19, 2014
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molester 

a man that touches and tickles penises
jack: stfu
man: tickle tickle bitch
jack: MOLESTER ALERT
molester by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Molester 

And fucking a retard makes you a molester.
Molester by Hym Iam February 10, 2022

molester 

a molester is a person called dexter. molests 2 year ol children and old grannys.
u fuckin molester
molester by imgay6969696969696 June 20, 2022

molester mobile 

full sized van from 1970's to 1980's with either no rear windows at all, or heavily-tinted 'tear drop', or 'heart-shaped' windows.
oh my god, did you see that scary guy with a mullet driving that molester mobile slow down and stare at us? creepy!
molester mobile by sandspit September 17, 2007

molester van 

a white van that is all white and has no windows except for a windshield and the front ones. It might have "candy" or "puppies" in the back. Little children should never go into one of these.
Man in a molester van-Hey kids, wanna have fun?
Susie-Yesss!(jumps in and is never seen again)
molester van by Brisafangirl January 3, 2008

molester van 

An old beat up van that drives around the streets. Rust and old paint are a must. Curtains in the windows are common but not nessessary. Used for the act of luring childen for molestation.
Look at that molester van by the swing set.
molester van by Equimanthorn December 19, 2007
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