Moolest

1. To be run over by a cow set loose by another person intentionally;

also known as homicide by indirect trampling.

2. To milk a cow with subconscious immature thoughts to arise. This person should never be in 4 meters radius of a cow.

1. "If I see your ass on my property again I will moolest you"

"My grandfather was moolested in WW2. He was such a good man."

"The convicted pedophile faced justice by being moolested"

2. "I'm so ashamed of myself, I was milking a cow and I couldn't help but moolest"

by Wooflester May 16, 2013