Molestation
Molestation by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021
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Molestation
Two definitions:
1- Rape of sexual assault.
2- What you yell when you grab someone suddenly without warning.
1- Rape of sexual assault.
2- What you yell when you grab someone suddenly without warning.
1- Your mom was convicted in that molestation case.
2-
Figure.10: *sneaks up behind you*
You: "la la la.."
Figure.10: *launches!*
You: "AHH HOLY SHIT!!"
Figure.10: "Molestaion!!!"
2-
Figure.10: *sneaks up behind you*
You: "la la la.."
Figure.10: *launches!*
You: "AHH HOLY SHIT!!"
Figure.10: "Molestaion!!!"
Molestation by Figure.10 June 30, 2009
Molestation
Joe: Dude, I'm suffering from a Molestation
Peter: Those moles are hard to get rid of, trust me I was molested once.
Joe: No, I was touched as a child...
Peter: Oh.. Sorry...
Peter: Those moles are hard to get rid of, trust me I was molested once.
Joe: No, I was touched as a child...
Peter: Oh.. Sorry...
Molestation by Satchelface May 6, 2013
molestation
1st mole: 'what are you up to tonight?'
2nd mole:'im going to have a banging time. im getting a train all the way from victoria molestation to swanley.'
1st mole:'bastard.'
2nd mole:'im going to have a banging time. im getting a train all the way from victoria molestation to swanley.'
1st mole:'bastard.'
molestation by sarah April 25, 2004
Molestation
Where the FBI molests you, and then claims that they aren't even touching you, while admitting that they are definitely molesting you and laughing about it, but their mouth is still in your cock or their tongue is still licking your ass crack up and down.
Molestation by FBI's Most Unproffessional September 22, 2025
molestation wagon
A molestation wagon is a station wagon driven by a child molester. Think old school, beat up station wagon, especially with cloth drapes covering the back windows. Cousin of the infamous rape van.
molestation wagon by Big Jim Powell February 10, 2009
molestation defense
An updated version of the twinkie defense.
When the suspect in a criminal case uses the accusation that a close friend or relative violated them or fondled them as part of their defense, typically as a way to avoid taking responsibility for what they did. Most notably used in the Casey Anthony and Diane Downs cases, in which young mothers who killed their children accused their fathers of touching them inappropriately (even though this was irrelevant to the cases at hand and most likely completely false, as both women are pathological liars).
When the suspect in a criminal case uses the accusation that a close friend or relative violated them or fondled them as part of their defense, typically as a way to avoid taking responsibility for what they did. Most notably used in the Casey Anthony and Diane Downs cases, in which young mothers who killed their children accused their fathers of touching them inappropriately (even though this was irrelevant to the cases at hand and most likely completely false, as both women are pathological liars).
The intent of the molestation defense is to pander to the sympathy of jurors and media, to distract from the point of the case, and to escape taking responsibility.
Most of the time, the molestation defense is a cheap defense and a way for the suspect to excuse their crime; most victims of rape or incest do not kill, rape, steal, or commit other crimes, which should make anybody following a serious criminal case very wary about such accusations.
Casey Anthony, for one, has proven herself a sociopath by how willing that she is to accuse her father of a serious offense to save her own arse; this from the same woman who partied and whored it up in the month before her daughter was found.
Most of the time, the molestation defense is a cheap defense and a way for the suspect to excuse their crime; most victims of rape or incest do not kill, rape, steal, or commit other crimes, which should make anybody following a serious criminal case very wary about such accusations.
Casey Anthony, for one, has proven herself a sociopath by how willing that she is to accuse her father of a serious offense to save her own arse; this from the same woman who partied and whored it up in the month before her daughter was found.
molestation defense by Lorelili August 3, 2011
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