MITches

Term used to describe female MIT students, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are unbelievably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good tim

Janna: Dude, why the fuck would you chose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!

Guy #1: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Lucas: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.

by eniwaffles April 27, 2014

Mitchel Cave

A hot hunk of a dude who has the most beautiful brown eyes and wild brown braids. His accent gives everyone life. He often is associated with drugs, but only “recreationally”. He can be a total jerk, teasing an album and not releasing lyrics.

Jordan: “Mitchel Cave is my bf”
Christian: “No he’s mine”
Both: * look at each other in shock *

by Imhearingvoices April 19, 2019

Shay Mitchell

Full name: Shannon Ashley Mitchell
Aka the finest piece of Canadian ass ever created.

Grew up in Vancouver before moving to Toronto to pursue a modeling career. She now currently resides in LA.

She's most known for playing a hot teen lesbian (ABC's Pretty Little Liars) and for picking up more chicks than the other starring actors combined.

She's also known for the magical waterfall of silk atop her head which she calls her hair, making her the youngest spokesperson for Pantene.

Her existence proves that God does indeed exist, and he is one bad ass mo' fuckah.

Shay makes guys go ape shit and girls feel like shit or question their sexuality.

Edit: Rumored to be in lesbians with her equally as hot bff, Ashley Benson. Unf.

Guy: I would do anything to even be in close perimeters of Shay Mitchell.

Girl: Sweet baby Jesus, me too.

by buttahbenzoinmybed July 5, 2011

Mitchelle

Mitchelle is Hebrew for "Gift from God"......she's really pretty like downright fine with an amazing smile that can arrest you...She's smart and not to mention extremely talented...vocally. She is so caring, an animal lover, has a great sense of humor and is very colourful in persoonality...What stands out about her is that she loves with the love of the Saviour...she's a really warm person is always there when you need her. She's ready to face anything alongside you...She takes good care of you and is always praying for you...but most of all She's God fearing...loves the Lord with her all...

Guy1: Dude, do you have a Mitchelle in your life
Guy2: Nah bruh why?
Guy1: Trust me you need to get yourself one now
Guy2: Aight man cool

by PrinceCharmingJaty August 20, 2017

Mitchell Brothers

A large pair of top bollocks, derived from the folically challenged stars of depressing, long-running BBC soap opera EastEnders.

Gary: "Look at the norks on that"
Dave: "Fuck me, it's The Mitchell Brothers"

by Brian Munich August 28, 2006

mitch mitchell

The drummer for the Jimi Hendrix Experience. Born in 1947.

Mitch Mitchell played the drums while Jimi Hendrix was playing away on his guitar.

by Person54563476 January 26, 2005

Mitchellian

A rant or monologue in the style of David Mitchell

Person A: Did you here Steve last night with his Mitchellian rant?
Person B: Yeah, it was so awesome!

by Jomos Wollos March 21, 2011