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Mitchellian

A rant or monologue in the style of David Mitchell
Person A: Did you here Steve last night with his Mitchellian rant?
Person B: Yeah, it was so awesome!
Mitchellian by Jomos Wollos March 21, 2011
Words you can keep

mitchelling 

blocking people using bad grammer
mitch was mitchelling his facebook account
mitchelling by gahbigsteve February 2, 2017

mitcheldean 

A Small village on the edge of the Forest of Dean, as small as it may seem, it has a wide variety in drugs from various dealers. The tourism hotspot is the memorial outside the co-op where the chavs meet and smoke their rather fat doobs together. It also has its own benefits street and the life of the party are the old people.
"Pass the doob shag-mitcheldean" "how much for a ten bag" "devils lettuce"
mitcheldean by TheWhiteWolf August 28, 2014

Mitchelli 

Meaning best friends who can tell each other practically anything and never having an awkward moment about it.
Those Mitchelli's just talked about a turtle fucking a dog and there was no awkward silence.
Mitchelli by Dick Spritzle September 21, 2011

michellin 

This is when you are on a date or chilin or hanging out with the most awesome girl. She is smart, knows everything, does everything, and can handle everthing, also known as the "queen of everything". Only the best foreplay can happen when you're michellin.
Dude 1: "Hey man, lets go bowling."
Dude 2: " Why? So I can skip michellin with my girl? NAAHH! That's so lame!"
Dude 1: "Can I come?"
Dude 2: "Sure, you know she's cool with everything"
Dude 1:" Man, you're the best! I love michellin with you bro!"
michellin by kwnofeverything June 4, 2010

Phil Mitchelling 

- When you call your penis Phil Mitchell and the vagina the Queen Vic and when you nut you get the woman to shout "Get outa my pub!"
I could tell she liked my Phil Mitchell by the way she shouted so sweetly to get out of her pub

She got a real Phil Mitchelling last night

Mitchellism 

A comment, statement or question that is so unbelievable that it just might possibly be true.
Said by a man who thinks he will make a woman collapse twitching in a puddle of their own bodily fluids at the sight of him and the sound of his voice.
When talking to a woman "Now I don't admit this very often but I play Netball" "Wow, what a Mitchellism, that is so unbelievable that you must be talking the truth, let me take my pants off"
Mitchellism by faggy4387 October 20, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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