Mitchellian

A rant or monologue in the style of David Mitchell

Person A: Did you here Steve last night with his Mitchellian rant?
Person B: Yeah, it was so awesome!

Mitchellian by Jomos Wollos March 21, 2011

mitchelling 

blocking people using bad grammer

mitch was mitchelling his facebook account

mitchelling by gahbigsteve February 2, 2017

mitcheldean 

A Small village on the edge of the Forest of Dean, as small as it may seem, it has a wide variety in drugs from various dealers. The tourism hotspot is the memorial outside the co-op where the chavs meet and smoke their rather fat doobs together. It also has its own benefits street and the life of the party are the old people.

"Pass the doob shag-mitcheldean" "how much for a ten bag" "devils lettuce"

mitcheldean by TheWhiteWolf August 28, 2014

Mitchelli 

Meaning best friends who can tell each other practically anything and never having an awkward moment about it.

Those Mitchelli's just talked about a turtle fucking a dog and there was no awkward silence.

Mitchelli by Dick Spritzle September 21, 2011

Phil Mitchelling 

- When you call your penis Phil Mitchell and the vagina the Queen Vic and when you nut you get the woman to shout "Get outa my pub!"

I could tell she liked my Phil Mitchell by the way she shouted so sweetly to get out of her pub

She got a real Phil Mitchelling last night

Phil Mitchelling by Billyamilton March 3, 2019

Mitchellism 

A comment, statement or question that is so unbelievable that it just might possibly be true.
Said by a man who thinks he will make a woman collapse twitching in a puddle of their own bodily fluids at the sight of him and the sound of his voice.

When talking to a woman "Now I don't admit this very often but I play Netball" "Wow, what a Mitchellism, that is so unbelievable that you must be talking the truth, let me take my pants off"

Mitchellism by faggy4387 October 20, 2011

Mitchellaneous Activities

any activities or habits that keep someone from doing something that they should do

Cut it out with the mitchellaneous activities and put in that dip for god's sake.

Mitchellaneous Activities by Mitchsucks February 4, 2010

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023