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A Mitch is a male version of a bitch. (According to Kevin Hart in Real Husbands of Hollywood)
That dude is a mitch! He cries too much!
by vietboss October 16, 2013
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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a male bitch, someone who loves to get others in trouble to draw attention the to themselves.
Dude, quit being such a Mitch.

Don't be a Mitch and run tell Mom you caught me smoking
by Megan's Fiver June 09, 2010
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One of the coolest, if not the coolest human-created names to ever grace this planet. Almost every single person with this Godly-gift of a name has pure awesomness coursing through their blood.
John: Did you see that guy Mitch?
Bill: I sure as hell did, that guy is wicked awesome.
by Cheechy Chong October 11, 2008
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Term used to describe a female MIT student, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are unbelievably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good time.
Janna: Dude why the fuck would you choose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!

Guy 1: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Lucas: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.
by eniwaffles March 16, 2014
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A person who makes very corny yet surprisingly clever jokes
wow your very mitch like
by monkeysomethingone April 26, 2009
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