Work

The deceitful act of making oneself appear busy during office hours in return for payment.
I'd love to help with that important task, but I've got some other work I need to do.
by The Gonzo Lecture March 03, 2010
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Like prison but without perks such as recreational breaks, a library, and drugs.
Dave discussing his options to Mike;

Dave ' I need a change, work is really getting to me'
Mike ' Imagine a life with no bills, no debt, no commute to work, no stress'
Dave ' Prison sounds like a better option'
by MJwrites July 28, 2017
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The most prominent term for a needle on the urban streets of Philly. It is used for injecting heroin and other drugs.
The editors at urban dictionary are so out of touch with real urban slang that they don't know a work is used to mainline diesel.

On Christopher Columbus Day I wake up to fix my work with sambuca, mainline a shot, then down a black bitch cause it's sambuca day, ya bish.

The urban dictionary editors should mix a speedball of that soft white girl with some diesel from the "old potato chip factory" in the badlands and drawl it up in their work, get really fuckin turned up, and get the fuck out of their air conditioned offices, so they can find out what the " urban" words people use really are.
by Phmns52 October 17, 2013
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A chant, cry for affection and admiration, used in the LGBT community.

A roar of power saluting others.

To be Sasha Fierce.
"Work Bitch!"

"Yeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss! Work!!!!!!"

Omg Beyonce new video on..Woorrk! Bitch yesssss!!

by wavylays March 22, 2009
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A never ending cycle of paying someone else to do something they them selfs are not willing to do.
OR!
Just that thing you do stay alive, and that little money you saved you spend for someone else to do something your not willing to do.
After Taxes and filling up your tank of gas, you realize you just worked 3 hours just to be able to afford go and get back from work
by GothicMooCow May 26, 2008
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Going to work now, Dear.....may not be home for dinner.
by goodgrief August 30, 2010
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1) a way to finance operations hustlin

2) performing an intimate activity with another individual, preferabbly of the opposite sex.

A) considered overtime if you did actually work according to definition 1) within a 3 hour time frame, if it involved multiple co-workers (play on player), or if it occured within 3 hours of your last work session according to definition 2).

3) Doing Work. The actual process of working.

4) Do work. a generally accepted phrase comment or even motion (nod, wink, thumbs up (if you're a $!%), hip hip hooray or other non verbal comment) from an associated party (non-co-worker) promoting your choice of work.
1) guy 1) work sucks...
guy 2) yeah... we should get paid more
guy 1 *takes money from cash register*

2) guy 1) what did you do last night?
guy 2) i worked.
guy 1) i thought you got off at noon...
guy 2) yeah... but my girl came over so i did some overtime.

3) guy 1) how do you like that
girl 1) oooooh yeah oooh

4) guy 1 *looks at waitress then at guy 2*
guy 2 *nods*
guy 1 to waitress: when do you get off?
by Zanatech April 24, 2008
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