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Mitchese 

Unintelligible mumbling used as a language by mitchells
Mitch "dsfksglisodifjkshfll"
Ryan "What in the fuck are you trying to say?"
Ben "He's just speaking Mitchese again, no one can understand it"
Mitchese by dirtymitch May 26, 2014
Words you can keep

Mitchsexual 

To be sexually attracted to Mitch Grassi
Bob: "I don't know which gender I'm attracted to, all I know is that Mitch is ridiculously gorgeous"
Jo: "I'm telling you man, your Mitchsexual. Just like eveyone else in this world"
Mitchsexual by Scömìche77 November 16, 2016
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mitchsexual 

when you are in deep love with mitch rapp and would let him kill you
hi, no, I’m not into you, I’m mitchsexual
mitchsexual by Brolby all da wae December 31, 2020

mitchele 

mitchele:also known as a dumb fucking horse.Mitchele is usually morman and has a freak of a cock.Mitchele loves to usually steal shit and jerk off his freak cock while he takes a shit.mitchele is also the worst person to sneak out with cause his horsey ass is soo fucking loud.
hey mitchele,your a fucking horse.nay nay give me some ice cream.
mitchele by sillymando June 23, 2009
Term used to describe female MIT students, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are unbelievably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good tim
Janna: Dude, why the fuck would you chose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!

Guy #1: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Lucas: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.
MITches by eniwaffles April 27, 2014

mitchener 

A person that plays in their own shit. They like to sit on windshields and smear their shit all over them and then slide down them face first while yelling "bonsai".
This guy is so sick, he's a Mitchener!
mitchener by C00L GY August 16, 2017

mitchele 

the most smart fearless gift from God and very nice
mitchele is very nice
mitchele by nubeee May 8, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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