Mitchese 

Unintelligible mumbling used as a language by mitchells

Mitch "dsfksglisodifjkshfll"
Ryan "What in the fuck are you trying to say?"
Ben "He's just speaking Mitchese again, no one can understand it"

Mitchese by dirtymitch May 26, 2014

Mitchsexual 

To be sexually attracted to Mitch Grassi

Bob: "I don't know which gender I'm attracted to, all I know is that Mitch is ridiculously gorgeous"
Jo: "I'm telling you man, your Mitchsexual. Just like eveyone else in this world"

Mitchsexual by Scömìche77 November 16, 2016

mitchsexual 

when you are in deep love with mitch rapp and would let him kill you

hi, no, I’m not into you, I’m mitchsexual

mitchsexual by Brolby all da wae December 31, 2020

mitchele 

mitchele:also known as a dumb fucking horse.Mitchele is usually morman and has a freak of a cock.Mitchele loves to usually steal shit and jerk off his freak cock while he takes a shit.mitchele is also the worst person to sneak out with cause his horsey ass is soo fucking loud.

hey mitchele,your a fucking horse.nay nay give me some ice cream.

mitchele by sillymando June 23, 2009

MITches 

Term used to describe female MIT students, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are unbelievably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good tim

Janna: Dude, why the fuck would you chose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!

Guy #1: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Lucas: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.

MITches by eniwaffles April 27, 2014

mitchener 

A person that plays in their own shit. They like to sit on windshields and smear their shit all over them and then slide down them face first while yelling "bonsai".

This guy is so sick, he's a Mitchener!

mitchener by C00L GY August 16, 2017

mitchele 

the most smart fearless gift from God and very nice

mitchele is very nice

mitchele by nubeee May 8, 2020