Mitched

When you misplace everything. Nothing is out of the question. There is nothing too big, too small, expensive or rare that you cannot lose. It's like a less exciting version of where's waldo, except you're looking for your iPhone X, your Tesla, or your $16 bottle of Rosé. If its mitchaking you crazy, don't worry, you're not alone.
Darn, I mitched again. Where did I leave my son?
by Newfonewhodis January 12, 2018
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Mitched

To absolutely disrespect a girl that you are with just so you can get with another girl. No matter what, whether you are hooking up, going out, or even married, you still will take advantage of any situation in which you can get ass.
Steve was hooking up with Mary but then he made out with Amy at a party. Steve just mitched Mary
by johnwalldemarcuscousins February 16, 2010
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Mitched

When a person drinks so much, they start puking endlessly...eventually filling up buckets full of it.
"Dude, Sam couldn't stop throwing up last night!"
"I know! She was so Mitched!"
by Katie is Radio October 11, 2008
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Mitched

When 7 People Eat 98 Pounds of Pizza
Yeah I was Mitched AT the party
by Yungdaghet November 24, 2022
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Mitched

Pooping ones pants, or depositing feces in ones small clothes.
All of the stalls were taken so Laquanda accidentally mitched herself.
by Lindanancy25 June 21, 2017
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Mitched It!

A term reserved in disc golf when a disc golfer, trying to make a putt, hits the top band of the basket and misses the putt.
Oh Shit! You had a chance to win the USDGC but you Mitched It!
by BumpusHound September 21, 2016
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Mitch

Stop being such a Mitch dude.
by darkestdarci April 30, 2023
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