MITches

Term used to describe female MIT students, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are unbelievably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good tim

Janna: Dude, why the fuck would you chose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!

Guy #1: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Lucas: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.

by eniwaffles March 21, 2014

Mitched It!

A term reserved in disc golf when a disc golfer, trying to make a putt, hits the top band of the basket and misses the putt.

Oh Shit! You had a chance to win the USDGC but you Mitched It!

by BumpusHound February 11, 2016

Mitch

The male variant of Bitch

Stop being such a Mitch dude.

by darkestdarci May 01, 2023

Mitching it

A term reserved for those who reject so many woment that bitching it no longer cuts it.

"Hey man did you root that chick last night?" "Na man I just went home and studied" "Oh my god dude stop mitching it!"

by Anonymous..,. May 01, 2009

mitch

A Mitch is a male version of a bitch. (According to Kevin Hart in Real Husbands of Hollywood)

That dude is a mitch! He cries too much!

by vietboss October 16, 2013

Mitched

When you misplace everything. Nothing is out of the question. There is nothing too big, too small, expensive or rare that you cannot lose. It's like a less exciting version of where's waldo, except you're looking for your iPhone X, your Tesla, or your $16 bottle of Rosé. If its mitchaking you crazy, don't worry, you're not alone.

Darn, I mitched again. Where did I leave my son?

by Newfonewhodis January 12, 2018

Mitch

a male bitch, someone who loves to get others in trouble to draw attention the to themselves.

Dude, quit being such a Mitch.

Don't be a Mitch and run tell Mom you caught me smoking

by Megan's Fiver June 09, 2010