Uncle Al took the stairs instead of the elevator with Dad. For he knew from experience my father's farts and elevators are a deadly combination.
by Aaron Hubbard August 29, 2005
When someone is not feminine enough to be called a female nor masculine enough to be called a male. Originated from Steven Universe when a boy fused with a girl. Used as an insult to one who looks like the opposite gender without trying.
Garnet: Stevonnie, listen to me. You are not two people, and you Aare not one person. You are an experience.
Person 1: Hinata is hottest Naruto girl.
Person 2: Nah, Hinata is an experience.
Person 1: Hinata is hottest Naruto girl.
Person 2: Nah, Hinata is an experience.
by Yoyomom October 01, 2021
Something an incumbent politician claims to have if he hasn’t accomplished anything worth re-electing him for
“There is one reason to re-elect me for town council, and that is my experience. Unlike my opponent who has none and is proposing changes, I have spent the last 12 years of my life accepting bribes and banging my secretary. Re-elect me to keep this experience in office”
by MonsonCitizen April 14, 2022
What you need to get a job but can't get a job until you have.
"do you have experience?"
"no"
"then I can't hire you"
"why?"
"because you don't have experience."
"but if you hire me I'll have experience in like a week!"
"that is irrelevant"
"so am I hired?"
"no."
"why not???"
"because you don't have experience"
"but-"
"just get out"
"no"
"OUT"
*whimpers, runs out, gives up on life, never leaves room, dies of starvation*
"no"
"then I can't hire you"
"why?"
"because you don't have experience."
"but if you hire me I'll have experience in like a week!"
"that is irrelevant"
"so am I hired?"
"no."
"why not???"
"because you don't have experience"
"but-"
"just get out"
"no"
"OUT"
*whimpers, runs out, gives up on life, never leaves room, dies of starvation*
by in.the.middle.of.it.all! October 14, 2014
When two girls, usually in college, decide to engage in lesbian activity without having to admit to being lesbians.
According to pop culture, only girls can experiment. Two girls can kiss, eat each other out, and pound each other with dildos and use the word "experimenting" as a rebuttal so they can claim that they're still straight. But if a dude touched another dude's ass, even by accident, he would be forever branded as gay, even if he buried himself in porno, got a bunch of girls pregnant, or had a threesome with Britney Spears and Christinia Aguilera.
by anonymous October 06, 2004
When you either do something small as kiss to actually have sex with a sex that you normally wouldn't and you never had or wouldn't date. Experimenting does NOT make you bisexual or anything like that.
1. Did you hear that Sarah French kissed Jill? I never knew she was bisexual!
2. She's not shes just experimenting, she told me herself.
2. She's not shes just experimenting, she told me herself.
by Jake The Doggo November 03, 2016
The act of someone / people trying out new things. More specifically experimenting with sexuality. What most people don't realize is that we all have bi-curiosity, some just show it more than others. See Kinsey Scale
They're open-minded & know life is short, so they did some experimenting and we're always up for something new.
by sparkwise May 23, 2009