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The act of giving a blowjob as a furry.
Person 1: Look at this, Josh is giving a mawjob to Alexa. *Shows video to Person 2*
Person 2: Can't you see I'm fucking eating, put that away!
Mawjob by BlueHasFluffyPaws February 13, 2022
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It is a job where you need technical knowledge of an engineer and get the same pay of a Mcjob employee.

Maplin Electonics is a sort of place where you would find alot of Mapjob working for the company.
"Im a student, i work in a Mapjob where i get to solve
complex engineers questions and get paid £4.15 per hour"

Mapjob by Employee X R2 December 28, 2008
Related Words
Mawjob manjob mowjob manjoban makjob MacJobby madjob majoble majoby maljob

MacJobby 

Going into a fast-food restaurant only to use the toilets.
I went in for a macjobby, but I had to get fries with that because the manager spotted me.
MacJobby by K A January 12, 2009
While receiving a blowjob, one shaves their pubes with an electric razor; shooting hairs in every direction like a lawnmower with no guard on.
“My girlfriend has an eye infection because one of my pubes lodged itself under her eyelid during a mowjob last week” says Brian.

“The last time I got a mowjob, my girl came up with a beard!” Replies Terry.
Mowjob by NB mike July 22, 2018
confused, disheveled, a wreck, caught off guard in a flustered manner

(adjective)
She was so majobled from the lack of sleep that she came to work with her shirt inside out.
majoble by Joy Gendzel February 10, 2005
n, v: MOE-JOB : the act of oral sex on a woman. analogous to the male 'blowjob'
one who excels at mowjobs may be considered a cunning linguist
mowjob by the green boglin October 17, 2008
When one person of either sex inserts his or her fingers into a man's anus while manually stimulating his penis at the same time. This act is not to be confused with a reach around or anal sex.
If Clara would just give me a manjob, I would probably marry her.
manjob by Impossibility December 26, 2006
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