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It is when the girl has such big jugs that
she can use one breast to make a tunnel by folding it onto itself and then while you tf her she gives you a handy with her free hand.

It is called maljob since it originated with a girl named mallary.
"I can't wait to get my next maljob, it was like doublemint. Double the
flavor, double the fun."
maljob by Kevin Calabro July 28, 2008
Words you can keep
It is a job where you need technical knowledge of an engineer and get the same pay of a Mcjob employee.

Maplin Electonics is a sort of place where you would find alot of Mapjob working for the company.
"Im a student, i work in a Mapjob where i get to solve
complex engineers questions and get paid £4.15 per hour"

Mapjob by Employee X R2 December 28, 2008
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MacJobby 

Going into a fast-food restaurant only to use the toilets.
I went in for a macjobby, but I had to get fries with that because the manager spotted me.
MacJobby by K A January 12, 2009
confused, disheveled, a wreck, caught off guard in a flustered manner

(adjective)
She was so majobled from the lack of sleep that she came to work with her shirt inside out.
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maljabrone

a ginger-like, teenage boy who double pops his collar, plays the guitar and lacrosse, bros out with the bros, and usually has a huge ginger-like BB. Loves the hair flip, has a four-inch inseam on his khaki shorts, and wears questionable items, most likely trying to start his own trend to make him seem cool.
example: round, harry potter-like glasses.
I was bro-ing out with Maljabrone today after lacrosse when he whipped out his guitar and pitched a tent in my pants.
The act of giving a blowjob as a furry.
Person 1: Look at this, Josh is giving a mawjob to Alexa. *Shows video to Person 2*
Person 2: Can't you see I'm fucking eating, put that away!
Mawjob by BlueHasFluffyPaws February 13, 2022

maloobuz 

i dont know how or where you found this word as i just typed random letters until it looked like a word, but, ok.
mmm maloobuz -do you like beans tho, y o u b e t t e r l i k e b e a n s
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