While receiving a blowjob,
one shaves their
pubes with an electric razor; shooting hairs in every direction
like a lawnmower with no guard on.
“My girlfriend has an eye infection because one of my
pubes lodged itself under her eyelid during a mowjob last week” says Brian.
“The last
time I got a mowjob, my girl came up with a beard!” Replies
Terry.