While receiving a
blowjob, one shaves their
pubes with an electric razor; shooting hairs in every direction like a
lawnmower with no guard on.
“My girlfriend has an eye infection because one of my
pubes lodged itself under her eyelid during a mowjob last week” says
Brian.
“The last time I got a mowjob, my girl came up with a beard!” Replies
Terry.