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It is a job where you need technical knowledge of an engineer and get the same pay of a Mcjob employee.

Maplin Electonics is a sort of place where you would find alot of Mapjob working for the company.
"Im a student, i work in a Mapjob where i get to solve
complex engineers questions and get paid £4.15 per hour"
Mapjob by Employee X R2 December 28, 2008
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Proper Noun: An all-purpose pseudonym regardless of age/gender used to express an all encompassing feeling of rage or injustice, often in a comically puerile fashion. In formal missives, the full title is used - MadBob McCunt.
To whom it may concern, I have been waiting here for over three hours for you to return and empty your washing from the tumble dryer. I therefore took it upon myself to do it for you, and I hope it is still all present and correct in the basket under this note. Love MadBob McCunt.
P.S. I wanked in your pillowcases.
MadBob by MadBob May 21, 2007

MacJobby 

Going into a fast-food restaurant only to use the toilets.
I went in for a macjobby, but I had to get fries with that because the manager spotted me.
MacJobby by K A January 12, 2009
A pseudonym used by persons of indeterminate age/sex who may be looking for opportunites to express their sense of rage and injustice in a comically puerile fashion.

Often referred to using the full name MadBob McCunt
"I was waiting for three hours for you to come back and remove your washing from the tumble dryer. As you didn't, I took it upon myself to remove them and carefully fold them into the basket that you see under this note. I hope everything is still here by the time you get back. Also, I wanked into your pillowcases. Love MadBob McCunt
madbob by MadBob May 12, 2007
The act of getting a blowjob from a girl while play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
"You can totally tell that Kory is getting a Modjob right now, he's breathing heavy!"
Modjob by Poormiguel January 30, 2010
confused, disheveled, a wreck, caught off guard in a flustered manner

(adjective)
She was so majobled from the lack of sleep that she came to work with her shirt inside out.
majoble by Joy Gendzel February 10, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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