guard

the part of a sword thats above the hilt and below the blade that prevents other swords fom hitting your fingers.

samurai1:*swings sword down opponents blade.

samurai2:guard automatically blocks* haha

by ykcir00222 November 09, 2009

guard

A position in BJJ, Judo, or MMA that allows for the guy on the bottom to possibly win the fight via. choke or submission. although BJJ guys will want to kill me for this it is the missionary position!

guy- Hey want to do some BJJ?

girl- Sure get in my guard...

by NDNguitarguy September 02, 2012

guard

n. An ice-curling term for a granite stone large enough to prevent opposition rocks from hacking into the button. Traditionally a guard is pushed into the house in the later stages of the draw to sweep a tie.

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Nice guard placement. I can almost taste the tankard coffee!

Yeah! We will be totally briaring this week-end.

by gnostic1 February 04, 2012

guard

The stupid boy who you always think about and just scares the living heck out of anyone near them, and they are the ones who make sure the rest of the football team doesn't die, and the guard them.

Dude, see how he guards the quarterback?
Wow, he is SUCH a guard.
Chris, Miles is the guard *sigh*

by LR Hutch May 31, 2008

guard

hell on earth the wost tidious boring equivlent of but sex with an elephant

GUY 1:Hey dude how did you enjoy your 6 hour guard shift?
GUY 2:IT WAS AWSOME I STARED AT ROCKS AND CONSIDRED OFFING MY SELF.
GUY 1: HMM I SLEPT THREW MY SHIFT.
GUY 2: I hope an elephant sneeks up and butt fucks you while u sleep next time so you fell my pain.

by Mad Cow RJ April 25, 2008

Guard

A former adventurer who took an arrow in the knee.

Guard: "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."

by Riften Guard February 05, 2012

the guard

The hand a male puts behind his penis when taking a piss so as not to get any urine on ones garments.

I was so drunk last nite I had to use the guard when pissing

by meerkatman January 17, 2012