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While receiving a blowjob, one shaves their pubes with an electric razor; shooting hairs in every direction like a lawnmower with no guard on.
“My girlfriend has an eye infection because one of my pubes lodged itself under her eyelid during a mowjob last week” says Brian.

“The last time I got a mowjob, my girl came up with a beard!” Replies Terry.
Mowjob by NB mike July 22, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
n, v: MOE-JOB : the act of oral sex on a woman. analogous to the male 'blowjob'
one who excels at mowjobs may be considered a cunning linguist
mowjob by the green boglin October 17, 2008
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when you trim your pubes with a lawnmower
i gave my wife a mowjob the other day. she died
mowjob by bill dole August 4, 2007
The act of getting a blowjob from a girl while play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
"You can totally tell that Kory is getting a Modjob right now, he's breathing heavy!"
Modjob by Poormiguel January 30, 2010
The act of giving a blowjob as a furry.
Person 1: Look at this, Josh is giving a mawjob to Alexa. *Shows video to Person 2*
Person 2: Can't you see I'm fucking eating, put that away!
Mawjob by BlueHasFluffyPaws February 13, 2022
Getting a blowjob while someone is milking you. milking is when someone rubs your prostate gland in your butt.
Wow. A blowjob with some chicks finger up my ass, it doesn't get any better than that.
1. The grooming of bodily hair using an electric shaver or shears.

2. Providing the service of mowing lawns. Most commonly performed by teenagers as a summertime occupation.
1. Man, my chest hair is out of control. Ever since I went through puberty, I've had to give myself a mow job every week.

2. Teenager 1: You gonna work any ths summer
Teenager 2: Yeah, I thought I'd make some money giving mow jobs to people around the neighborhood.
mow job by P. France May 4, 2008
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