Mapjob

It is a job where you need technical knowledge of an engineer and get the same pay of a Mcjob employee.

Maplin Electonics is a sort of place where you would find alot of Mapjob working for the company.

"Im a student, i work in a Mapjob where i get to solve
complex engineers questions and get paid £4.15 per hour"

by Employee X R2 December 28, 2008

MacJobby

Going into a fast-food restaurant only to use the toilets.

I went in for a macjobby, but I had to get fries with that because the manager spotted me.

by K A January 12, 2009

Maphobia

A Fear or dislike against pedophiles

A random men:¨ eww You disgusting you a pedophile ¨.
Pedophile: ¨ You being Maphobic¨.
A random man: What is Maphobic.
pedophile: ¨Someone with Maphobia has fear or dislike in pedophiles¨.

by Map Activist February 3, 2022

majoble

confused, disheveled, a wreck, caught off guard in a flustered manner

(adjective)

She was so majobled from the lack of sleep that she came to work with her shirt inside out.

by Joy Gendzel February 10, 2005

Mawjob

The act of giving a blowjob as a furry.

Person 1: Look at this, Josh is giving a mawjob to Alexa. *Shows video to Person 2*
Person 2: Can't you see I'm fucking eating, put that away!

by BlueHasFluffyPaws February 13, 2022

manjob

When one person of either sex inserts his or her fingers into a man's anus while manually stimulating his penis at the same time. This act is not to be confused with a reach around or anal sex.

If Clara would just give me a manjob, I would probably marry her.

by Impossibility December 26, 2006

Maphobia

A bullshit label for pedophiles to give you when you expose them for being literal child-fuckers.

Human: "Ew, a pedophile! Burn it!"
Pedophile: "Hey, stop being maphobic!"
Human: "You think this is maphobic? I'll show you "maphobia", you fucking nonce."

by LuuucyCN19 January 25, 2019