makjob

a handjob thats to intense to handel.orgasmic and to hot to handle trust me your bone will be hard

"yo man i got a nice ass mak job"
"Damn that makjob was hott my dog spit up twice"

by morgan May 13, 2005

makjob

A hand job that makes you dog spit up
hard and fast;nice a cool

"damn son that was a nice makjob"

by morgan March 9, 2005

Mackjob

The art of needing to have a wank and take a long shit with limited time. Similar to a blumpkin but unassisted.

Hi Tony, what are you up to?

Hi Brad, I'm sorry mate I don't have time to talk. I had a massive night, I am as horny as all fuck, I need to take a massive shit and I start work in twenty minutes. I'm off for a quick mackjob. Catch you later.

That Tony is always one step ahead.

by majorlowbreed July 10, 2016

Mapjob

It is a job where you need technical knowledge of an engineer and get the same pay of a Mcjob employee.

Maplin Electonics is a sort of place where you would find alot of Mapjob working for the company.

"Im a student, i work in a Mapjob where i get to solve
complex engineers questions and get paid £4.15 per hour"

by Employee X R2 December 28, 2008

MacJobby

Going into a fast-food restaurant only to use the toilets.

I went in for a macjobby, but I had to get fries with that because the manager spotted me.

by K A January 12, 2009

majoble

confused, disheveled, a wreck, caught off guard in a flustered manner

(adjective)

She was so majobled from the lack of sleep that she came to work with her shirt inside out.

by Joy Gendzel February 10, 2005

Mawjob

The act of giving a blowjob as a furry.

Person 1: Look at this, Josh is giving a mawjob to Alexa. *Shows video to Person 2*
Person 2: Can't you see I'm fucking eating, put that away!

by BlueHasFluffyPaws February 13, 2022