job

being paid to care for shit you do not actually care about

when are you gonna resign from your job?

by mademoisellevanta March 21, 2015

job

Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless shit that some other poor idiot in a job will buy.

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

job

Something that's impossible to find because everyone wants to only hire experienced people even though you can't get experience if no one will hire you, and they're too damned lazy to train you.

Finding a job is such a pain.

by loser September 27, 2004

Job

A now extinct form of making other people wealthy. b. Industrial Revolution d. 2008.

Times have changed and now entire countries are being bankrupted for this purpose.

Have you got a job yet?

*sounds of scorn, mockery and derision*

by HR_Advisory January 4, 2012

job

A futile effort for financial independence, social acceptance and personal happiness.

My job allows me to pay endless bills, envy my friends and witness my family fall apart

by boule de feu November 24, 2004

job

a thing that takes up much of our lives and sends a message to everyone that life sucks.

1.) My job sucks.
2.) I hate my job, however i need the money, so i guess ill go for the rest of my life.

by Ben H. July 11, 2003

job

Just Over Broke

by Jackass Of Boss June 13, 2003