Markinski

The Fandom "Shipping" or "sexual pairing" of Two Mustache Gamers "Markiplier" and "Bazinski"

Girl1: Oh My God, have you seen the Markinski pics?
Girl2: OH MAI!!! I TOTALLY SHIP THEM!!!
Girl1: ikr

by Chadz October 17, 2014

Markinsons

A disease related to Parkinson’s Disease but only affecting those who play table soccer. Symptoms include a rapid shaking of the handle in a small range of degrees whenever the opposing side gets a hold of the ball, resulting in the eventual wear and tear of the handles resulting in the need for superglue to fix them. Those affected by Markinsons usually are extremely delusional and think highly of themselves and their capabilities, most of the time overestimating themselves and spinning at least one handle in a rapid manner and doing a medium-speed 360 degree turn going in a sideways direction away from the table itself, while thinking of how good they are for scoring 1 point against someone that put minimal practice effort in after a lot of effort while putting his own full potential in, which is in deed limited. Less common but unique symptoms include sudden bursts of motivation and bragging about how good they are at one subject and how they will put full effort in it, followed by a few days of effort and note taking and then giving up.

(In a casual table soccer game)
Mark: *suffers from markinsons*
Me: Bro, you have Markinsons or something? Why you shaking the handles like that
Mark: It’s a good strat bro, it reflects all shots!
Me: Ugh
Mark: *Markinsons Intensify*

by pitogyros69 May 18, 2022

Markinsons Disease

Noun: A disease similar to Parkinsons, named after Mark G, from Westcliff in Essex. The disease is characterised by boughts of idiocy; an inability to focus; clumsiness; things breaking from the other side of the room; not knowing when it's your turn in Risk. Potentially fatal if not treated.

Often found in combination with Markolepsy after consumption of Markotics

"Mark!!! Mark!!! It's your turn, fool. Go and sort your Markinsons Disease out!"

by Michael A A February 7, 2008

martinsville

a city that comes alive when NASCAR is in town only. That's when everyone pretends this place ROCKS and everyone LOVES it here and you should move here and open your booming businesses. Why?? Because in all reality, when NASCAR leaves and all you out-of-town morons go home, we all sit at home with the phones off because 1) we're jobless, 2) the town is dead and there's nothing interesting to do here, and 3) we get 10 telemarketers call us every damn day because that's the only jobs available.

Guy #1: Hey, Let's go to Martinsville for the race this weekend!
Guy #2: Yeah! That's the only thing to do there besides eat at the restaurants.
Teen Girl: Like, OMGz Martinsville would TOTALLY suck if it wasn't for the choices of Ethnic foods! Lolz!!!1one

by blackice03 April 28, 2006

Martinsville

Used to be the tire and sweatshirt capital of the world, is now the unemployed redneck capital of the world.

Let's go hunt for mullets in Martinsville!

by Pretentious Friend May 15, 2005

Markowski

1. An Eskimo that plays tennis.

2. Eastern American Mythology: A relatively young high school teacher aspiring to become a licensed professional councilor. Women wanted him. Men wanted to be him. His post-pubescent female(/male??) students were all up ons for they found him devastatingly attractive and orgasmic to the eye. To the unaided eye, he may appear to have been dressed by his mother and/or wife. Yeah, he talked a lot about his wife, but he talked even more about his dog, Arthur. On a clear night, when the moon is full, if you listen carefully you may still hear Markowski roaming the halls at Northeast. Roaming, and wondering, "Will that pedal ever meet the pavement?"

Markowski says: "This is where the pedal meets the pavement."

by GeoColSan September 28, 2005

Martiniski

1) One that exceeds by far average wealth whilst in Richistan
2) Him who believes the Forbes 500 lacks exclusivity
3) Owner of Bacanaland
4) Our Holy Wealthiness

If Bill Gates and Carlos Slim had a son, he would be to a Martiniski as a Zarouk is to a Lyrio

by Posing Frog April 3, 2008