malkinski

(noun)a short human being, specifically a boy, who has red hair and does not have a penis or any sexual organs. It likes to converse with friends and mainly talks about masturbation circles.

R: Yo wutsup. Im bored.
G: Lets act like malkinskis and talk about masturbation circles.
R: No homo right?
G: well ya, no homo. There is no way i would act like a malkinski
R: how can we talk about masturbation circles if we dont even have dicks? no homo
G: Of course.

malkinski by Godzilla123456 May 29, 2008

Molinski 

Slang for someone who takes the fall for something they didn't do. Also patsy or fall guy.

Molinksis are usually paid off to take the blame, however, they can also be the victims of a frame job.

I paid Mook five beans to be my molinski.

I'm looking at my third strike, I need to find a molinksi or I'm up for life.

Molinski by FezMonkey December 22, 2008

Malinsky 

A person who puts their personal health and safety at risk in order to save the beer.

She didn't ditch the beer bag even tho it was holding her under water, classic Malinsky.

Malinsky by Adronious March 18, 2015

Makinsie 

Makinsie is a crazy chick that makes everyone laugh with their inappropriate stories. Sometimes sharing a little too much information with strangers they do not know. Makinsies are very loyal to their families and is the kind of sister every sibling wants. Amazing with children and will most likely have 10 kids in her lifetime.

That Makinsie is always making me laugh.

Makinsie by coolkid86 May 7, 2015

malinsky 

The person who takes someone's prison punishment in front of the court and will get money as a recompense.

Find for me some malinsky. I will pay 15 thousands!
used in 'Welcome to Collinwood' movie.

malinsky by crveni June 14, 2013

marinski 

a woman who is very educated in sex and amazing at head. loves weed and chillan

"Oh dayum that girls a marinski"

marinski by lola_19_94 April 26, 2009

Markinski 

The Fandom "Shipping" or "sexual pairing" of Two Mustache Gamers "Markiplier" and "Bazinski"

Girl1: Oh My God, have you seen the Markinski pics?
Girl2: OH MAI!!! I TOTALLY SHIP THEM!!!
Girl1: ikr

Markinski by Chadz October 17, 2014