Markinsons 

A disease related to Parkinson’s Disease but only affecting those who play table soccer. Symptoms include a rapid shaking of the handle in a small range of degrees whenever the opposing side gets a hold of the ball, resulting in the eventual wear and tear of the handles resulting in the need for superglue to fix them. Those affected by Markinsons usually are extremely delusional and think highly of themselves and their capabilities, most of the time overestimating themselves and spinning at least one handle in a rapid manner and doing a medium-speed 360 degree turn going in a sideways direction away from the table itself, while thinking of how good they are for scoring 1 point against someone that put minimal practice effort in after a lot of effort while putting his own full potential in, which is in deed limited. Less common but unique symptoms include sudden bursts of motivation and bragging about how good they are at one subject and how they will put full effort in it, followed by a few days of effort and note taking and then giving up.

(In a casual table soccer game)
Mark: *suffers from markinsons*
Me: Bro, you have Markinsons or something? Why you shaking the handles like that
Mark: It’s a good strat bro, it reflects all shots!
Me: Ugh
Mark: *Markinsons Intensify*

Markinsons by pitogyros69 May 18, 2022

Markinsons Disease 

Noun: A disease similar to Parkinsons, named after Mark G, from Westcliff in Essex. The disease is characterised by boughts of idiocy; an inability to focus; clumsiness; things breaking from the other side of the room; not knowing when it's your turn in Risk. Potentially fatal if not treated.

Often found in combination with Markolepsy after consumption of Markotics

"Mark!!! Mark!!! It's your turn, fool. Go and sort your Markinsons Disease out!"

Markinsons Disease by Michael A A February 7, 2008

markinsons disease 

Markinsons disease is a disorder of the brain that leads to shaking/tremors while trying to record your friends killing it on a skateboard.

Ace: Damn Mitch that's the last time we're taking you filming!
Mitch: WTF, Why, What did I do?
Ace: You can't keep the camera steady to save your life.
Mitch: My bad dude, I was just diagnosed with Markinsons disease :(

markinsons disease by PaidinFull July 22, 2011

Parkinsons Uppercut

When you shake your fist while raising your arm, much like someone with parkinsons does when they're angry.

It's also known as the Old Man Fist Pump.

A guy cuts you off while driving, you show him the Parkinsons Uppercut!

When someone tells a bad joke, you can let them know you're going to give them the Parkinsons Uppercut, in which you'll hit them 100 times...very softly.

Parkinsons Uppercut by Silvergun Superman June 13, 2009

Gamer Parkinsons

When after hours of game-playing, your hands (and sometimes arms) won't stop shaking. Particularly after playing the Nintendo Wii

"I played Metroid for hours, and my gamer parkinsons started acting up. My hands won't stop shaking!!"

Gamer Parkinsons by Debbie Malone November 23, 2007

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gamer's parkinsons 

A noticeable shaking or trembling of the body, especially of the hands and arms, that occurs after an intense gaming session, similar to Parkinson's disease. Unlike regular Parkinson's, gamer's parkinsons is temporary and often wears off as adrenaline levels return to normal.

Man, that eight-hour session of Elite: Dangerous left me with gamer's Parkinsons for three hours!

gamer's parkinsons by Maschinenmensch December 28, 2016