Markowski 

1. An Eskimo that plays tennis.

2. Eastern American Mythology: A relatively young high school teacher aspiring to become a licensed professional councilor. Women wanted him. Men wanted to be him. His post-pubescent female(/male??) students were all up ons for they found him devastatingly attractive and orgasmic to the eye. To the unaided eye, he may appear to have been dressed by his mother and/or wife. Yeah, he talked a lot about his wife, but he talked even more about his dog, Arthur. On a clear night, when the moon is full, if you listen carefully you may still hear Markowski roaming the halls at Northeast. Roaming, and wondering, "Will that pedal ever meet the pavement?"

Markowski says: "This is where the pedal meets the pavement."

Markowski by GeoColSan September 28, 2005

markowski 

someone who thinks there opinion matters but there opinion is always wrong.

stop being a markowski you know you are wrong

markowski by waterbottleman46 January 3, 2022

jacob markowski 

A guy who is always there for you. He will make you laugh no matter what. He can make anything funny and loves music. I he dosnt date you than he will be like a brother to you.

Jacob Markowski is like a brother to me.
I could talk to Jacob Markowski all night and he would listen.
When i was feeling down Jacob Markowski made me laugh

jacob markowski by Jmoran1999 October 30, 2013

Lisa Murkowski 

A U.S. Senator from Alaska. Murkowski was the incumbant in the 2010 election, but she was defeated in the G.O.P. primary by tea party candidate Joe Miller.
After the primary she mounted a write-in campaign. After some dispute and a recount, Murkowski won re-election in the first sucessful write-in campaign in 50 years!

It was a glorious slap in the face for Sarah Palin when Lisa Murkowski defeated her favored tea party candidate!

Lisa Murkowski by Charles_U_Farley November 24, 2010

Morowski 

A dumb and ugly boy that is used as a slave.

I'll make that boy my Morowski.

Morowski by Ungly pippa October 14, 2014

murkowski 

An almost breathtaking lack of bravery.

I was going to do the right thing, but then decided it was easier to be a fucking murkowski

murkowski by Zombie64 February 1, 2020

George Minkowski 

The phenomenon that occurs when one surrounds his neural tissue with enough alcohol that he believes he can travel in time between points in his life and simultaneously ruin events in the present and/or past & future. Almost always results in confusing and severe consequences for the traveler.

Yeah man, Fred came home and found his bosses swordfighting in his wife's mouth. He's getting George Minkowski'd tonight.

(NOTE FOR EDITORS: This is not a real person's name. This is a character on the popular show "Lost" who went nuts because he was traveling in time which left him between a catatonic and confused state that eventually lead to his death.)

George Minkowski by BullSchmutz April 5, 2008