Martiniski 

1) One that exceeds by far average wealth whilst in Richistan
2) Him who believes the Forbes 500 lacks exclusivity
3) Owner of Bacanaland
4) Our Holy Wealthiness

If Bill Gates and Carlos Slim had a son, he would be to a Martiniski as a Zarouk is to a Lyrio

Martiniski by Posing Frog April 3, 2008

Milfs and Martinis 

Going to your local cru bar on a Saturday nights, picking up some hot as fuck mums (milfs) and then complimenting them with some nice martinis.

"Bro I'm fucked and down at the cru bar getting some milfs and martinis"

Milfs and Martinis by Man don't give no fucks June 3, 2018

martinsville 

a city that comes alive when NASCAR is in town only. That's when everyone pretends this place ROCKS and everyone LOVES it here and you should move here and open your booming businesses. Why?? Because in all reality, when NASCAR leaves and all you out-of-town morons go home, we all sit at home with the phones off because 1) we're jobless, 2) the town is dead and there's nothing interesting to do here, and 3) we get 10 telemarketers call us every damn day because that's the only jobs available.

Guy #1: Hey, Let's go to Martinsville for the race this weekend!
Guy #2: Yeah! That's the only thing to do there besides eat at the restaurants.
Teen Girl: Like, OMGz Martinsville would TOTALLY suck if it wasn't for the choices of Ethnic foods! Lolz!!!1one

martinsville by blackice03 April 28, 2006

Martinsville 

Used to be the tire and sweatshirt capital of the world, is now the unemployed redneck capital of the world.

Let's go hunt for mullets in Martinsville!

Martinsville by Pretentious Friend May 15, 2005

Martinsville Speedway 

The oldest track on the NASCARSprint Cup Calender. It is also where Brian Vickers got Vickerism.

I love the racing at Martinsville Speedway.

Martinsville Speedway by Brian Vickers Sucks November 14, 2011

Martinsville 

A little boreing town. It sucks ass, and it's symbol is a pathetic little well.

I hate Martinsville.

Martinsville by (SIC)Drummer November 7, 2004

Twitch_Martinii 

fucken pc pleb sweatiest kid on earth also the biggest munk and plob magrob on earthcagreg

THAT KID IS SO SWEATY

WHAT A FUCKEN SURPRISE ITS TWITCH_MARTINII

Twitch_Martinii by Pseudonym1838281188 November 12, 2018