Manchèt

What Haitians call machetes. (Pronounced Muh-shet)

M te oblije rale manchèt sou nèg yo oui.

I had to pull out the manchèt on those guys.

by IgnantHomie225 November 1, 2025

Machete momma

A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.

Harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.

by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

machetiquette

Showing proper form, manners, and etiquette while wielding a machete.

Just chopping through things is barbaric. Jason Vorhese on the other hand has machetiquette!

by Travesty October 8, 2021

Macheteraped

When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.

That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.

His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!

by Fukaface! May 31, 2018

No manches

Mexican slang for “quit playing” or “are you serious?” or “no cap?”

Pedro: “did you hear? pablo called rixgoberta a pendeja today”
Adrian: “¡no manches, güey! you’re joking”

by oglilmexico January 22, 2020

Steady Your Machete

To tell someone to calm the fuck down, like to cool your pool or calm your farm

Tony: I AM SO FUCKED!

Cool Guy: Steady Your Machete!

by Aidony October 30, 2010

manchat

a meaningful and deep conversation between two blokes(usually late at night when they're both pissed as farts)

manchat-hey man you're my best friend ever, i love you man....

by lfcwhitman October 12, 2007