3 definitions by Travesty
The act of stabbing someone in the forehead with a crucifix. Surgical apparel and holy water optional but recommended. Hey you want it to work right?
When a lobotomy or an exorcism isn’t enough by itself, try combining science and religion performing a lobotocism!
by Travesty December 8, 2021
by Travesty October 8, 2021
This phrase describes the process of waking up with morning wood and needing to poop simultaneously which brings rise(no pun intended) to the anatomical issue of not being able go number two while still encumbered by crotch lumber. A man is therefore forced to quickly polish off the nocturnal chubby before soiling himself. This is when it pays to have a really good granny panty meditation as it may be quicker in eradicating a morning erection
Patient “I don’t know what it is doctor. I keep waking up with with a huge erection and gastric pain.”
Doctor; “Hmm interesting. When was your last dowel movement?”
Doctor; “Hmm interesting. When was your last dowel movement?”
by Travesty October 8, 2021