Loliaster
when your saying a joke in public and everyone is laughing but one guy just say LOL instead of laughing he is a Loliaster.
Loliaster by JoePassive March 19, 2021
Words you can keep
lolsteriod
laughing out loud so hard that it takes up the form of asteriod, wiping out the human race because you laughed
lolsteriod by penisaurus April 9, 2009
Related Words
Loliaster • lolmaster • lolmaster general • lolster • lolbster • LOLLISTER • lolsterics • loaster • lobmaster • Loistered
LOLINTERNETS
The internet in its entirety, but sarcastically. Encompasses language, lingo, current trends, pornography of all kinds, etc.
Used as a generic response to almost anything.
Used as a generic response to almost anything.
J: um wtf taht guy just pulled a leeroy
Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS
OR
J: zomgwtf dont cilck that its scatporn
Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS
OR
J: my brother died in a hurricane :(
Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS
OR
n00b: 1337 h4x n0ub i p \/\/ /\/ |_| DIAF!!
J: umwtf did he say?
Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS
Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS
OR
J: zomgwtf dont cilck that its scatporn
Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS
OR
J: my brother died in a hurricane :(
Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS
OR
n00b: 1337 h4x n0ub i p \/\/ /\/ |_| DIAF!!
J: umwtf did he say?
Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS
LOLINTERNETS by Fnovd October 23, 2006
lolsterbate
To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.
lolsterbate by Bourgois July 14, 2010
lolbster
Dude: What's that disease called when you look young your whole life?
Guy: Ummm, infant death..
Dude: lolbster!!
Guy: Ummm, infant death..
Dude: lolbster!!
lolbster by The Lolcano October 1, 2007
loaster
A device used to enhance feminine decollatage. Originally from Sweden and a favorite among celebrities, including Jennifer Lopez when she wore her infamous green scarf-dress, the loaster was introduced to a wider audience on an episode of Oprah's Favorite Things. One audience member had to be hosipitalized in the ensuing frenzy. The loaster is manufactured by Promessa Organic using a patented microfiber inspired by the silk of the Hobo spider Tegenaria agrestis.
"I have been saving up for a loaster for months! Prom's coming up and these boobies need to look their best!"
loaster by Albatrossaurus May 15, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026