Loliaster 

when your saying a joke in public and everyone is laughing but one guy just say LOL instead of laughing he is a Loliaster.

"Joe never laugh he just says LOL he is such a Loliaster"

Loliaster by JoePassive March 19, 2021

lolsteriod 

laughing out loud so hard that it takes up the form of asteriod, wiping out the human race because you laughed

did you know jesus wiped out the dinosaur?

lolsteriod!

lolsteriod by penisaurus April 9, 2009

Lolaser 

To "lol" so hard, you shoot laser beams out of your mouth.

My house was wrecked because John started to lolaser too hard.

Lolaser by MagicSuit September 2, 2010

LOLINTERNETS

The internet in its entirety, but sarcastically. Encompasses language, lingo, current trends, pornography of all kinds, etc.

Used as a generic response to almost anything.

J: um wtf taht guy just pulled a leeroy

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

OR

J: zomgwtf dont cilck that its scatporn

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

OR

J: my brother died in a hurricane :(

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

OR

n00b: 1337 h4x n0ub i p \/\/ /\/ |_| DIAF!!

J: umwtf did he say?

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

LOLINTERNETS by Fnovd October 23, 2006

lolsterbate 

To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.

Dude: How was that porn I lent you?
You: The acting sucked so bad I lolsterbated.

lolsterbate by Bourgois July 14, 2010

lolbster

Lol, crustacean mode!

Dude: What's that disease called when you look young your whole life?
Guy: Ummm, infant death..
Dude: lolbster!!

lolbster by The Lolcano October 1, 2007

loaster 

A device used to enhance feminine decollatage. Originally from Sweden and a favorite among celebrities, including Jennifer Lopez when she wore her infamous green scarf-dress, the loaster was introduced to a wider audience on an episode of Oprah's Favorite Things. One audience member had to be hosipitalized in the ensuing frenzy. The loaster is manufactured by Promessa Organic using a patented microfiber inspired by the silk of the Hobo spider Tegenaria agrestis.

"I have been saving up for a loaster for months! Prom's coming up and these boobies need to look their best!"

loaster by Albatrossaurus May 15, 2009