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bombogenesis

The act of inserting a tampon soaked in alcohol rectally while simultaneously eating a tide pod, creating a bombogenesis in the lower intestines.

Peter was unable to satisfactorily perform anal sex due to an acute case of bombogenesis, ruining his night and sphincter strength.

Merch

laughing out loud so hard that it takes up the form of asteriod, wiping out the human race because you laughed

did you know jesus wiped out the dinosaur?

lolsteriod!

Merch