lolsterbate

To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.

Dude: How was that porn I lent you?
You: The acting sucked so bad I lolsterbated.

by Bourgois July 14, 2010

Lolsturbation

When a guy plays League of Legends and makes groaning noises as he plays sounding as if he is masturbating.

Lots of nerdy guys can practice lolsturbation for hours each night instead of doing their homework.

by Cack Mongler December 1, 2011

Lollerbate

To laugh so hard that one ejaculates, usually all over the keyboard.

"LIEK, ZOMFG TAHT WAS HILARIOUS LOLLERBATE BBQ 1111"

by Noosh September 19, 2005

Lobsterbate

Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious.

Damn I am looking good today...I will have to head straight home and lobsterbate to myself in the mirror.

by Dr. Debutante February 8, 2008

Loliterate

When a person puts "lol" at the end of every sentence in a text, email, message, etc. The sentence may or may not maintain a period after said "lol."

Text 1: that's so funny lol

Reply to Text 1: Stop being so loliterate

by Void Skull February 13, 2009

lolerbate

The act of laughing out loud while masterbating.

Porn bloopers make me lolerbate while watching them.

by PimpDisco July 28, 2006

Lobsterhate

An irrational hatred, usually directed toward a celebrity or a fictional character, which is remarkable and admirable in its passion and intensity. Believed to have originated from poster named "Lobster" on an online messageboard who hated a character on General Hospital.

I lobsterhate Jessica Simpson and hope she falls off the face of the planet.

by Inky April 22, 2004