lolsterbate 

To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.

Dude: How was that porn I lent you?
You: The acting sucked so bad I lolsterbated.

lolsterbate by Bourgois July 14, 2010

Lolsturbation 

When a guy plays League of Legends and makes groaning noises as he plays sounding as if he is masturbating.

Lots of nerdy guys can practice lolsturbation for hours each night instead of doing their homework.

Lolsturbation by Cack Mongler December 1, 2011

Lollerbate

To laugh so hard that one ejaculates, usually all over the keyboard.

"LIEK, ZOMFG TAHT WAS HILARIOUS LOLLERBATE BBQ 1111"

Lollerbate by Noosh September 19, 2005

Lobsterbate 

Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious.

Damn I am looking good today...I will have to head straight home and lobsterbate to myself in the mirror.

Lobsterbate by Dr. Debutante February 8, 2008

Loliterate 

When a person puts "lol" at the end of every sentence in a text, email, message, etc. The sentence may or may not maintain a period after said "lol."

Text 1: that's so funny lol

Reply to Text 1: Stop being so loliterate

Loliterate by Void Skull February 13, 2009

lolerbate 

The act of laughing out loud while masterbating.

Porn bloopers make me lolerbate while watching them.

lolerbate by PimpDisco July 28, 2006

Lobsterhate

An irrational hatred, usually directed toward a celebrity or a fictional character, which is remarkable and admirable in its passion and intensity. Believed to have originated from poster named "Lobster" on an online messageboard who hated a character on General Hospital.

I lobsterhate Jessica Simpson and hope she falls off the face of the planet.

Lobsterhate by Inky April 22, 2004