lolbster
Dude: What's that disease called when you look young your whole life?
Guy: Ummm, infant death..
Dude: lolbster!!
Guy: Ummm, infant death..
Dude: lolbster!!
lolbster by The Lolcano October 1, 2007
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to craft a triple cast lobster
Means having sex in the workshop, you tell this to your relatives if you want them to think of you as an innocent craftsman. You hope they are too impressed to ask any further.
Aunt: "So, what were you and your partners name doing in the workshop last night?"
You: "Oh, we went over there to craft a triple cast lobster. It was pretty intense, but we made it!"
Aunt: "Wow, sounds impressive... Anyways..."
You: "Oh, we went over there to craft a triple cast lobster. It was pretty intense, but we made it!"
Aunt: "Wow, sounds impressive... Anyways..."
to craft a triple cast lobster by CLuG4ever May 13, 2021
River Lobster
1. Annual festival celebrated on April 19 in Charleston, SC where 10's of people gather on the rivers edge and unzip there fly to let there junk hang out in honor of the legendary River Lobster.
The tradition was started by a local sushi restaurant patrons after trying to explain where the lobster on the menu was sourced.
2. your junk
The tradition was started by a local sushi restaurant patrons after trying to explain where the lobster on the menu was sourced.
2. your junk
River Lobster by StreakyJim April 15, 2010
New England brown lobster
The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.
Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”
New England brown lobster by TdogW October 12, 2018
ghetto lobster
A baby who's been 'disciplined' with hot water (immersed in a pot of boiling water, for example) by someone with poor parenting skills attributed to an economically under-privileged upbringing.
ghetto lobster by Dead Nancy January 13, 2008
vag lobsters
A term used to describe particularly large and prominent lice of the pubic region on a woman. See also: crabs
vag lobsters by Sgt pussyface September 8, 2017
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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