A dumbass loser that prolongs the pronounciation of the word
"heeeeeeey." He also says heeeeey when you turn off your mic. He prank calls your friend and says it's your friends brother. He likes to bother Michael Stafford. He also talks shit to people. He is obsessed with Mexicans and Dun Dorr. Never say something funny to a "Lolster," they will repeat it for days. He likes to drink pop at 5:00 am in the morning. He likes to yell at his siblings. He likes to kick his own ass, as well as giving internal bleeding to his hand by smacking it off of a PS2 Controller. He likes to play Pokemon instead of play with friends. He likes to call people black kids, or thugs, and copy other people. He likes to make Montoges instead of Montages. He likes to like his own post on facebook. He also likes to associate his internet profiles, such as facebook, with Nazi or Germans. He is also known as, "the Lolster kitty," when he prances in Backlot.
"heeeeeeey." He also says heeeeey when you turn off your mic. He prank calls your friend and says it's your friends brother. He likes to bother Michael Stafford. He also talks shit to people. He is obsessed with Mexicans and Dun Dorr. Never say something funny to a "Lolster," they will repeat it for days. He likes to drink pop at 5:00 am in the morning. He likes to yell at his siblings. He likes to kick his own ass, as well as giving internal bleeding to his hand by smacking it off of a PS2 Controller. He likes to play Pokemon instead of play with friends. He likes to call people black kids, or thugs, and copy other people. He likes to make Montoges instead of Montages. He likes to like his own post on facebook. He also likes to associate his internet profiles, such as facebook, with Nazi or Germans. He is also known as, "the Lolster kitty," when he prances in Backlot.
by LOLSTER KITTY June 18, 2011
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the article lolbster are spawned from.
see also: toaster + lolz
also used to loast roffle waffles with lemayo
see also: toaster + lolz
also used to loast roffle waffles with lemayo
"Lolbster /rofflewaffle shot down Dr. Squid with a roffle waffle from a lolster"
"basegrind"
"/sit"
"w00x"
"basegrind"
"/sit"
"w00x"
by Jesta March 2, 2004
Get the lolster mug.Means having sex in the workshop, you tell this to your relatives if you want them to think of you as an innocent craftsman. You hope they are too impressed to ask any further.
Aunt: "So, what were you and your partners name doing in the workshop last night?"
You: "Oh, we went over there to craft a triple cast lobster. It was pretty intense, but we made it!"
Aunt: "Wow, sounds impressive... Anyways..."
You: "Oh, we went over there to craft a triple cast lobster. It was pretty intense, but we made it!"
Aunt: "Wow, sounds impressive... Anyways..."
by CLuG4ever May 13, 2021
Get the to craft a triple cast lobster mug.1. Annual festival celebrated on April 19 in Charleston, SC where 10's of people gather on the rivers edge and unzip there fly to let there junk hang out in honor of the legendary River Lobster.
The tradition was started by a local sushi restaurant patrons after trying to explain where the lobster on the menu was sourced.
2. your junk
The tradition was started by a local sushi restaurant patrons after trying to explain where the lobster on the menu was sourced.
2. your junk
by StreakyJim April 15, 2010
Get the River Lobster mug.The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.
Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”
by TdogW October 12, 2018
Get the New England brown lobster mug.A baby who's been 'disciplined' with hot water (immersed in a pot of boiling water, for example) by someone with poor parenting skills attributed to an economically under-privileged upbringing.
by Dead Nancy January 13, 2008
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