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To "lol" so hard, you shoot laser beams out of your mouth.
My house was wrecked because John started to lolaser too hard.
Lolaser by MagicSuit September 2, 2010
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1.Somebody who says "lol" when they aren't typing and they actually say it out loud.

2. A person that types lol way to many times, even when something isn't funny.
The following conversation did take place in real life and is said out loud.

Person 1: Lol
Person 2: Wow, you are such a lolser for not actually laughing and just saying lol, get off the computer sometime.
Lolser by Matt9236 February 1, 2010
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A person who uses the term "lol" too much. This word can be used to describe anyone who types "lol" on a regular basis. This word can especially describe a person who actually says "lol" instead of laughing in real life.
James: (tells funny joke)

Craig: lol

Jessica: What a loloser
loloser by Mikuz August 12, 2009
someone who is so much of a loser that they are laughable, or lolworthy.

This could be for a wide range of reasons.
Person 1: Dude, did you hear about Esteban getting kicked in the balls by that girl last night?
Person 2: Haha, yeah, that seems to happen all the time - what a lolser
lolser by DaveZeroZero March 14, 2008
When a Lolita has come of legal age and is pursuing you.
Oh man, so-and-so's sister is a total Lolater now.
Lolater by nobokov October 15, 2009
A woeful NBA team based in Los Angeles that was once very successful and known as the "LA Lakers". In recent years, they have become so bad that it is difficult to not laugh out loud at their staggering incompetence and so they are now more properly called the "LOLakers"
Q: "What time do the LOLakers tip tonight?" A: "Who Cares? They are playing the Spurs so they will get drilled by 30"
LOLakers by M.C.Rox September 23, 2016
when u get shot in a videogame with a gun that shoots a lazer such as the spartan lazer in halo.
Word Came From Screwattack.com
YOU JUST GOT LOLAZER'D
Lolazer by man5100 November 16, 2009
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