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To "lol" so hard, you shoot laser beams out of your mouth.

My house was wrecked because John started to lolaser too hard.

Lolaser by MagicSuit September 2, 2010

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Lolser

1.Somebody who says "lol" when they aren't typing and they actually say it out loud.

2. A person that types lol way to many times, even when something isn't funny.

The following conversation did take place in real life and is said out loud.

Person 1: Lol
Person 2: Wow, you are such a lolser for not actually laughing and just saying lol, get off the computer sometime.

Lolser by Matt9236 February 1, 2010

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Lolaser • lolser • LOLABERRIES • lolasexual • loloser • loaser • LoaserZ • Lolagery • LOLakers • lolamerican

loloser

A person who uses the term "lol" too much. This word can be used to describe anyone who types "lol" on a regular basis. This word can especially describe a person who actually says "lol" instead of laughing in real life.

James: (tells funny joke)

Craig: lol

Jessica: What a loloser

loloser by Mikuz August 12, 2009

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lolser

someone who is so much of a loser that they are laughable, or lolworthy.

This could be for a wide range of reasons.

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about Esteban getting kicked in the balls by that girl last night?
Person 2: Haha, yeah, that seems to happen all the time - what a lolser

lolser by DaveZeroZero March 14, 2008

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Lolater

When a Lolita has come of legal age and is pursuing you.

Oh man, so-and-so's sister is a total Lolater now.

Lolater by nobokov October 15, 2009

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LOLakers

A woeful NBA team based in Los Angeles that was once very successful and known as the "LA Lakers". In recent years, they have become so bad that it is difficult to not laugh out loud at their staggering incompetence and so they are now more properly called the "LOLakers"

Q: "What time do the LOLakers tip tonight?" A: "Who Cares? They are playing the Spurs so they will get drilled by 30"

LOLakers by M.C.Rox September 23, 2016

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Lolazer

when u get shot in a videogame with a gun that shoots a lazer such as the spartan lazer in halo.
Word Came From Screwattack.com

YOU JUST GOT LOLAZER'D

Lolazer by man5100 November 16, 2009

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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