Loistered

To be extremely intoxicated from too much alcohol.

Lad, I was totally loistered last night, can't remember a thing.

by anotheranswerphone June 26, 2018

Foistered

Donald Trump made up word during the 2019 rally in Tupelo, Mississippi.

First, they engineered the Russia hoax. The single greatest lies ever foistered upon the American people.

by TraderShocker November 7, 2019

lörsterer

The "Lörsterer" are a well established Austrian cartel, known for their deep integration in the underground and are feared by the local authorities.

X: "Hey, have you heard about the Lörsterer?"

Y: "No, what's that?"

X: "I'm not quite sure, I've heard it's some kind of cartel."

by Lörsterer1 June 14, 2014

locker room loiterer

the act of using locker rooms as a hang out and for purposes other than changing clothes and showering.

Did you see that man in the YMCA locker room? His dick was so old and decrepit.

Man, thats gay as hell. I thought I told you to stop being a locker room loiterer.

C'mon dude, he was flossing his asshole with his towel and blow drying his ballsack.

That doesn't matter.

by TwentyFiveToLife March 3, 2011

Lastered

The art of excess drinking, normally resulting in a blackout, that has you so plastered you drop the P.

Person 1: "Hey, remember when John drank eleven beers in 40 minutes and ended up face down in the front yard the other night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man! He was so Lastered."

by ABCritt November 7, 2011

foistered

A combination of the words "foisted" and "forced", created by Donald Trump, used in Trump's 2019 Kentucky, Louisiana and Mississippi rallies.

Trump: I foistered a woman last night
Everyone: ok

by Donald "Forest" Gump November 7, 2019

lobstered

To be sunburnt; to be exposed to so much sun that you end up looking like a lobster; to have blistering red skin;

It was so hot yesterday, I was lobstered!!

by Belinda Vere August 6, 2007