lolsterics 

lolsterics-to be in hysterical laughter

sam thomas is pro thought id add it in

something hilarious could also said to be lolsterics

lolsterics by giant screaming siren penis August 20, 2009

lolsterics 

lolsterics- means to be in complete hysterics until your stomach hurts.

to be in laughter

to lol until pain is caused in your stomach area

sam thomas is lolsterics

if something is funny, you can call this lolsterics. it is like lolling but in hysterics.

lolsterics by lolsterics guy August 20, 2009

Lobsterish 

A mofo who is grabby

That mofo be lobsterish!

grabby
touchy

Lobsterish by Tia Kell May 10, 2014

lolsteriod 

laughing out loud so hard that it takes up the form of asteriod, wiping out the human race because you laughed

did you know jesus wiped out the dinosaur?

lolsteriod!

lolsteriod by penisaurus April 9, 2009

Lobsterism 

A religion based entirely on lobsters. Our god is a lobster. We worship them. We respect them. We look up to them. And most importantly we don't eat them.

Guy 1: Hey, I'd like to introduce you to my religion.
Guy 2: Hmm, well what is it?
Guy 1: Ever heard of Lobsterism?
Guy 2: Will you be the Red to my Lobster?

Lobsterism by LobsterLover68 October 2, 2019

Lobsterism 

1. A school of philosophy encompassing the works of the Canadian author and psychologist Jordan B. Peterson. The tenants for which can be found in the reference material "12 Rules For Life: An Antidote To Chaos".

2. To be dangerous, yet virtuous, as there is no morality being harmless.

"For such a potentially intimidating man, I don't know anyone as noble and courageous as Jeff. That's true lobsterism for you."

Lobsterism by tHe PeNgUiN oF cUm August 6, 2018

Human Lobsterism 

The "Boiled alive" effect of high pressure, high temperature steam bursting into a confined space and searing the skin off the personnel in said space. Occurs mainly on board vessels, where less than intelligent choices are made that result in human lobsterism. Related to the cooking process of lobsters, who are boiled alive and cooked to a tender perfection. You will want to avoid steamy baths at ALL TIMES.

After a screaming metal sound rings throughout the engine room...
MMC King: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THERE

EM2 Calvert: I don't know! We were playing Wizards and ET2 Hansen cast a lightning bolt at me to I threw a wrench at him... Then he picked it up and started using it to loosen stuff... he said he was casting "Steam Jet"

MMC King: You FUCKING WIZARDS WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING ANYTHING THAT LOOKS TOO HEAVY FOR YOU TO LIFT? HE LIKELY EXPERIENCED HUMAN LOBSTERISM! Do you have ANY idea how much paperwork I'll have to do?

Human Lobsterism by Nuclear Ordinance February 27, 2012