Larval

An immature, sometimes kinky sex position. Has its roots in larva, an early stage of some insects.

"How was the sex?"
"It was okay at first. Then we tried the larval, which really got us going."

by Theurbanlingoguy September 1, 2016

larval dust

It's what happens when you over roast your caterpillars.

The awe-inspiring speeds and temperatures inside a modern jet engine are its own downfall when invaded by larval dust.

by Isn't it ironic? April 16, 2010

internet larval stage

Describing a person who does at least 2 of the following actions while on a computer connected to the internet.

1. Sends at least 3 FWD: e-mail chain letters unsoliticedly on seperate dates, esp. the one about the anorexic girl in a third world country who needs you to spread the message.

2. Actually believes that if they whack the monkey in the banner ad, they will come across a $20 bill from heaven.

3. Goes in to chat rooms, esp. AOL chat rooms and pastes the same message over and over, especially one that fits their agenda.

4. Same as above but posts "Press" (a number) "if you like" (insert unliked thing here).

5. Has installed any software from Gator or any other known malware--actually believing the corporation's speil.

"Mom's still in internet larval stage. She's sent me that chain letter many times."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood November 23, 2006

human larvae

definition mostly used for human spawn under the age of four.

the patrons in the restaurant were praying that the parents would take their tantrum throwing, human larvae anywhere else !

by sandy clawz December 25, 2011

lavalava

the principal garment for both sexes in Polynesia, esp. in Samoa, consisting of a piece of printed cloth worn as a loincloth or skirt.

When I go to the beach, i like to bring my lavalava to wear over my bathing suit.

by iekika June 22, 2007

Larva (itemLabel)

Larva is a secret OuiOui. Very few have been found before. Larva, unlike OuiOui, are a keychain. They do not contain a tail, ears, or feet. All they are is just a face with a bit of extra room. That's it.

Larva (itemLabel) is a keychain from OuiOui blind bags.

by mjv2011 March 26, 2022

Laval

A suburban city located on the North shore of Montreal.

Known locally for its never-ending collection of shopping malls , car dealerships , and complete lack of green spaces ; It is also the homeland for 85% of the province of Quebec's Douchebag nation.

The city also seems to have NO coherent urban planning going on , a fact made obvious by some of the proposed transportation and building projects (The Cosmodome , The extremely cheesy Colossus theater , The Glorified-Ski-Lift-To-Nowhere)

Has the dubious honor of having the only mayor ever prosecuted on gangsterism charges only to have him replaced by a new mayor soon after arrested for using the services of hookers.

Current Mayor : Who the heck knows at this point?

Main imports : Ed Hardy shirts , air gel , Honda Civic mods , spray tan

Laval can be basically described as being to Montreal what The Jersey Shore is to New York City.

web site : www.ville.laval.qc.ca

Montrealer sees man with oversized arms , chicken legs , an orange tan , a backwards cap, driving a car with neons under it.

-Yep , he's from Laval.

by MapDark September 2, 2013