A suburban city located on the North shore of Montreal.

Known locally for its never-ending collection of shopping malls , car dealerships , and complete lack of green spaces ; It is also the homeland for 85% of the province of Quebec's Douchebag nation.

The city also seems to have NO coherent urban planning going on , a fact made obvious by some of the proposed transportation and building projects (The Cosmodome , The extremely cheesy Colossus theater , The Glorified-Ski-Lift-To-Nowhere)

Has the dubious honor of having the only mayor ever prosecuted on gangsterism charges only to have him replaced by a new mayor soon after arrested for using the services of hookers.

Current Mayor : Who the heck knows at this point?

Main imports : Ed Hardy shirts , air gel , Honda Civic mods , spray tan

Laval can be basically described as being to Montreal what The Jersey Shore is to New York City.

web site : www.ville.laval.qc.ca
Montrealer sees man with oversized arms , chicken legs , an orange tan , a backwards cap, driving a car with neons under it.

-Yep , he's from Laval.
by MapDark July 30, 2013
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Laval is a suburb of Montreal for gang shit. You need that good good, Laval is the place to go.There are many small areas in Laval like Montreal-Nord or SF. People from Laval speak 4 languages(English, French, Lavalois and Haitian). Lavalois is a variation of Québécois French but with 10x the slang.
“Yo mon pats on pete la guiche a soir a Laval”
“Nah mon gars, jvais être avec ma moune
“Ahh, sa suce on aurais get du mad cobb”
“Tu fait quoi deumain G?”
“Ahh jta SF avec mes pats, tu reach?”
“Nahh pas down gros assassin”
“Ayt gros, c’est toi qui take le L”
by Will Legris June 10, 2019
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The act of surprise butt sex on another human or animal.
"I just lavaled with that chick"

"Gross dude"

"Eh, She struggled a lot"

"You're not right"

"Meh, oh well, it was a good laval."
by Arrannn April 26, 2010
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Laval, Quebec, Canada

Laval is the second biggest city of Canada's quebec province. It is a suburb of the town of Montreal.

Noticed that Laval can be spelled backwards.
web site : www.ville.laval.qc.ca

Mayor: Gilles Vaillancourt
Pop: ~400 000

Celebrities :
Celine Dion lives there
Patrick Roy (avalanche's ex-goaltender)
Jose Theodore (Hab's Goaltender)
Martin St-Louis (Tempa bay Lightning, born in ste-dorothée hood)
Alexandre Despathie (best world diver)
"Chuck" (Simple Plan's leader & bassist)
1) Montrealer : "Laval is bungalow, tree-less town"
2) Qu'est-ce que tu dis à quelqu'un dont la blonde habite à laval ?
Ta blonde lha bite àl'avale ?
by laurent December 09, 2005
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Lavall is sweet and impressive. He's tough, handsome, and very athletic. He is kind and a good listener. But don't take his kindness for granted because it will come back at you. Lavall is a very loving and strong soul that never gives up. He can find the positive in every situation. And don't worry ladies, he's not the player type. He's kind of shy so don't take advantage of him. He has a big heart and will always treat a woman right. He compassionate, trustworthy, faithful and committed. He would never hurt any one and if he does it's to protect the one he loves. Lavall is a great friend and you'll miss a big part of your life you you don't have him in it.
Girl number 1."Hey girl! Have you met Lavall?"
Girl number 2."No but he just sounds like he's the one for me!"
Girl number 3."I'm sorry ladies but that lightskin chick over there has him taken!"
by Nessa_Nilla October 06, 2013
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Sexy man. Big cock. Plays every girl except for only one and that's the one he always text 24/7 the one he spends time with, and the one he fucks with also the one he might say I love u too rn!
Girl:"Hey there.."
Boy:"Nah, I ain't gone tlk to u cuh my girl gone get me"
Girl:Ugh, hes such a lavale
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Laval, Quebec, Canada

Laval is the second biggest city of Canada's quebec province. It is a suburb of the town of montreal.

Mayor: Gilles Vaillancourt
Pop: ~300 000

Celebrities :
Celine Dion lives there
Jose Theodore (Hab's Goaltender)
Martin St-Louis (Tempa bay Lightning, born in ste-dorothée hood)
Alexandre Despathie (best world diver)
"Chuck" (Simple Plan's leader & bassist)
1) Montrealer : "Laval is bungalow, tree-less town"
2) Qu'est-ce que tu dis à quelqu'un dont la blonde habite à laval ?
Ta blonde lha bite àl'avale ?
by laurent October 14, 2005
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