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A suburban city located on the North shore of Montreal.

Known locally for its never-ending collection of shopping malls , car dealerships , and complete lack of green spaces ; It is also the homeland for 85% of the province of Quebec's Douchebag nation.

The city also seems to have NO coherent urban planning going on , a fact made obvious by some of the proposed transportation and building projects (The Cosmodome , The extremely cheesy Colossus theater , The Glorified-Ski-Lift-To-Nowhere)

Has the dubious honor of having the only mayor ever prosecuted on gangsterism charges only to have him replaced by a new mayor soon after arrested for using the services of hookers.

Current Mayor : Who the heck knows at this point?

Main imports : Ed Hardy shirts , air gel , Honda Civic mods , spray tan

Laval can be basically described as being to Montreal what The Jersey Shore is to New York City.

web site : www.ville.laval.qc.ca
Montrealer sees man with oversized arms , chicken legs , an orange tan , a backwards cap, driving a car with neons under it.

-Yep , he's from Laval.
by MapDark July 30, 2013
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Laval, Quebec, Canada

Laval is the second biggest city of Canada's quebec province. It is a suburb of the town of Montreal.

Noticed that Laval can be spelled backwards.
web site : www.ville.laval.qc.ca

Mayor: Gilles Vaillancourt
Pop: ~400 000

Celebrities :
Celine Dion lives there
Patrick Roy (avalanche's ex-goaltender)
Jose Theodore (Hab's Goaltender)
Martin St-Louis (Tempa bay Lightning, born in ste-dorothée hood)
Alexandre Despathie (best world diver)
"Chuck" (Simple Plan's leader & bassist)
1) Montrealer : "Laval is bungalow, tree-less town"
2) Qu'est-ce que tu dis à quelqu'un dont la blonde habite à laval ?
Ta blonde lha bite àl'avale ?
by laurent December 09, 2005
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Laval, Quebec, Canada

Laval is the second biggest city of Canada's quebec province. It is a suburb of the town of montreal.

Mayor: Gilles Vaillancourt
Pop: ~300 000

Celebrities :
Celine Dion lives there
Jose Theodore (Hab's Goaltender)
Martin St-Louis (Tempa bay Lightning, born in ste-dorothée hood)
Alexandre Despathie (best world diver)
"Chuck" (Simple Plan's leader & bassist)
1) Montrealer : "Laval is bungalow, tree-less town"
2) Qu'est-ce que tu dis à quelqu'un dont la blonde habite à laval ?
Ta blonde lha bite àl'avale ?
by laurent October 14, 2005
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a smaller city next to Montreal, second biggest city in Quebec, more like a Suburb. it has 13 different neighbour hoods: Laval Sur Le Lac, Laval Ouest, Ste-Dorothée, Chomedey, Fabreville, Pont-Viau, Vimont, Ste-Rose, Auteuil, Duvernay, St-Vincent-de-Paul, Laval Des Rapides and St-Francois. For shopping there's the Carrefour Laval with full of trendy stores like Footlocker, Capsule Sportive, Freedom, Illicit, etc...
where do you live?
I live in Laval
cool cool
by TreySongzzzzzzzzzzzz October 15, 2005
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The act of surprise butt sex on another human or animal.
"I just lavaled with that chick"

"Gross dude"

"Eh, She struggled a lot"

"You're not right"

"Meh, oh well, it was a good laval."
by Arrannn April 26, 2010
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