roots

The number of times you've scored (had sex).

Dude, I've scored 2 roots last month!
You: Bro, it's blokes like you the reason I get so many roots. You're the reason.

by de-pube August 28, 2021

roots

a slang term for a womens legs, often used by lowlife drunks.

Hey, Barney, check out the roots on that bitch!

by Urban_genius August 22, 2006

roots

1. Alex Haley's 1974 Reader's Digest story series, "Roots."
2. Alex Haley's 1976 book, "Roots: Saga of an American Family."
3. Alex Haley's 1977 ABC miniseries, "Roots."

Wuts yo name sun
Toby!

by asdiomqwimidamd June 15, 2004

roots

The ethnic historical significance of any event which occurs - normally this is related to phrases such as: pared, boyed, murked, failed - however, this is with respect to a

'Neo Third World' perspective on the matter at hand.

boy1: Excuse me miss, may I say you look lovely and it would be great if I could have your number.

girl1: Pass your phone, Im not sure what my number is but I’ll try.

girl2: This man is a joke, (turns and whispers to girl one) just jack this toff and leave.
girl1: I gtg soz bi
boy1: oh my, that has left me feeling down

stranger: Boyed!

boy1: Oh no they left with my phone

stranger2: Boyed again!
boy1: That was a present for passing my a levels at eton
stranger3: roots

by TheoreticalTerrorist November 30, 2010

roots

the feeling of not being able to move, especially under the influence of marijuana, just as though your body has roots attached to you keeping you grounded.

-after the partake of marijuana-

"Hey man, could you go downstairs and get me a glass of water?"

"Nah, I can't move right now. I got roots."

by greenfox420 January 07, 2012

roots

Short for "right out of the shower"

For mowing box, its best when she is ROOTS.

by FBD July 10, 2003

roots

South Texas stoner interjection that expresses a negative or angry feeling or emotion

"Dude, the bowl is cashed"

"Roots!"

by g69allthetime January 10, 2008