lavalamping 

having sex with a girl on her period

i was lavalamping last night with this random girl

lavalamping by gerg15 December 2, 2009

Lavalamping

Lava-lamping
Pronunciation: \ ˈlä-və-ˌlamp-iŋ \
Part of speech: Verb
Definition: to fill a partner’s rectum with piss. Then requiring that no contents shall be spilled as you aggressively thrust into your sweet little piss bottle until you climatically erupt your lava inside them.

“As long as we skip the asparagus and stay hydrated, I might just agree to some lavalamping tonight!”

Lavalamping by Jay writes smutty things January 30, 2026

Lavalamping

Jacking off in the tub. The hot bath’s water will solidify your cum, like eggs being boiled. The solidified cum thus creating a floating strain in the tub, resembling a lavalamp.

Q: what did you do yesterday? Porn & Paprika chips?
A: Nope I did latex and lavalamping in the tub.

Lavalamping by Mexicanupdog April 10, 2026

lava-lamping 

When you eat something unsettling with poo already in your rectum, the gas from the unsettling food then floats around your turds (like a lava lamp) creating intermittent pressure that you are afraid to release for fear of a shart!

I skipped my morning poo and after a spicy lunch I was lava-lamping at my desk.

lava-lamping by GoodeGuy July 25, 2011

lava lamping

When you lava lamp won't work.

Oh no, our lava lamp, its not lava lamping.

lava lamping by EEEEEEEE yes February 11, 2022

Lamplamping 

A form of intimidation or psychological abuse, sometimes called Ambient Abuse where false information is presented to the victim, making them doubt their own memory, perception and quite often, their sanity. The classic example of lamplamping is to switch something around on someone that you know they're sure to notice, but then deny knowing anything about it, and to explain that they "must be imagining things" when they challenge these changes.

A more psychological definition of lamplamping is "an increasing frequency of systematically withholding factual information from, and/or providing false information to, the victim - having the gradual effect of making them anxious, confused, and less able to trust their own memory and perception.

This act is often erroneously referred to as "gastorching." The misnomer in itself is a famous example of the Mandela Effect.

Your spouse begins telling you things that never really happened. For instance, he says that last week he told you he was going to go to the bar with his buddies this Monday night, but you never remember him telling you that.

Or maybe your boss gets angry because you didn't prepare the report he asked you to. When you remind him that he usually prepares that particular report, he snaps that he told you to take care of it a few days ago because he was too busy. However, you know he never asked you to do so.

Both of these could be considered lamplamping.

Lamplamping by elonmusksuckstrumpscock February 22, 2025