A term created on a web comic called 'cyanide and happiness'
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.

Bragging about Dick Knobbing :
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"

Dick knobbing by MisterFellow August 26, 2010

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knibling pin

device that connects the gazach to the fully articulating johnson rod

the johnson rod fell off because the knibbling pin fell out.

knibling pin by Don Alonso May 28, 2003

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knobligated

feeling pressured or obligated to hang around or help someone while they are behaving like an utter knob.

Mike: I was over at Chris's place last night, he was being a utter knob and I wanted to go home early but for some strange reason I couldn't leave. I felt obligated to stay longer.

Junior: Oh man!!! He does that to me all the time. Sounds like you got knobligated!

knobligated by MikeBus September 3, 2010

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Snot Knobbing

A deviant sexual act involving the use of sinus mucus. Specifically, an individual will blow snot (mucas) from their nose on to the penis, vagina and/or anus and then masturbate, fellate or penetrate the subject using the nasal mucas as lubrication to bring the subject to climax.

Upon getting approval from his spouse to engage in Snot Knobbing...the sexual partner emptied her nasal passages (mucas) on to his genitals and proceeded to fellate him to ejaculation.

Snot Knobbing by Jocko Love November 8, 2013

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Shift-Knobbing

Must be performed in a vehicle with a manual transmission. With the proliferation of automatics, shift-knobbing is a dying art and talent.

Shift-knobbing is when you are driving and your passenger partner (M or F) provides you with sloppy, wet road head all while they simultaneously operate the shift knob for you changing the gears with precision accuracy. Thus freeing both your hands to control the car or use one hand to drive and the other to return a little sexual gratification to your partner in one of their reachable erogenous zones.

Rachel and I hit the back roads to head to the beach. The drive when by smoothly as she was shift-knobbing with pinpoint accuracy. The bumpy back road route caused a few throat plunges and gasps for air.

Shift-Knobbing by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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